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TopicBoard 8 Ranks 2010s Horror Movies - *THE RANKINGS*
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05/16/22 1:24:11 PM
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Also I watched some video that recapped the movie leading up to this one, and apparently the whole pooping and peeing all over a room before killing someone is a thing this dude has done before. His calling card is irritable bowel syndrome. Things you need to watch out for and run from in horror movies: 1) ki ki ki, ma ma ma, 2) one, two, Freddys coming for you 3) a loud series of farts and moans coming from a public bathroom. I dont know why the script has and then the clown DESTROYS the bathroom with so much poo poo other than the writers here dont know how to genuinely scare you and instead opt out for the grossest things they can think of. Not that there isnt space for that sort of thing in horror, and not that other movies havent tried and succeeded with that sort of motif, Terrifier does it in just about the dumbest way possible.

Theres almost nothing good I have to say about this movie. The visual effects people did a good job, it was less than 90 minutes so it doesnt waste too much time, and the lead actress was attractive which is pretty clearly all they cared about when casting her. Thats it. Thats my list of positive thoughts I had about the movie while watching it. This is an absolute brutal film, but less for its actual brutality and more for the fact that it somehow manages to be perhaps the most viscerally violent movie on this list and one of the most dull at the same time. Thats an almost impossible to pull off combo, and it takes a special kind of failure to combine those two things at once. I fully understand that this list needs some sort of torture porn/brutal slasher representation on it. Big part of the genre. I have no idea how this one got the nod when there had to be better, less dumb examples out there.

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