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| Jiek_Fafn 06/12/22 7:26:19 PM #6: | Here's an outline of his typical day: Talk to to corporate Approve memos Lead a workshop Remember birthdays Direct work flow My own bathroom Micromanage Promote Synergy Hit on Error Get rejected Swallow sadness Send some faxes Call a sex line Cry deeply Demand a refund Eat a bagel Harassment lawsuit No promotion Fifth of vodka Shit on Error's desk Buy a gun In my mouth Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it, shit! Pussy out Puke on Error's desk Jump out the window Score some coke Crash my car Eat some chicken strips Chop my balls off Black out in the sewer Meet a giant fish Fuck its brains out Turn into a jet Bomb the Russians Crash into the sun Now I'm dead --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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