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TAG WORLD GRAND PRIX, cont.

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion XIII_rocks v. @eaedwards6400 w/Time Cop 2
Crowd solidly behind eaed from the start. They lock up and Eaed goes straight for a Monkey Flip! XIII slides out of the ring, grabs Time Cop 2's nightstick, and gets one sneaky shot in at a bad angle for the ref. Time Cop complains, but that just distracts the ref long enough for XIII to hit him a couple more times. Eaed's taken quite a beating here, and XIII is able to quickly put him away after setting up a tayble.
Winner and STILL Master of Taybles: XIII

-XIII wants to quit beating around the bush and face Mario at Cyber Sunday[?]! Instead of Mario though, he gets david, who thinks he should be the one to put an end to XIII's reign of terror!

-It's the last surviving outside team against the last surviving heel team in the second semifinal! We ask Jurassic Express for their thoughts, but before they can answer, there's a CLANGCLANGCLANG and a [that one Umineko damage sound effect] and Jungle Boy has a stake in his foot! He's able to fight, but probably not gonna be doin' too hot.

-SEMIFINALS: Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus) v. Zangief and Beatrice
Early doubleteam on Luchasaurus before the bell. The ref restores order, and Luchasaurus just piledrives Zangief. Inadvisable tag to the wounded Jungle Boy, but just long enough to hit a senton off of Luchasaurus and tag back out. Luchasaurus plays to the crowd for too long, and Zangief is able to recover and hit an impressive deadlift suplex on his fellow big man! Zangief tries to end it early with the Spinning Lariat, but Luchasaurus blocks it and tags in Jungle Boy, who just does a quick trip and tags back out. Zangief whips Luchasaurus into his corner and is finally able to tag out to Beatrice. Beato runs straight into a towering flapjack! Cover! 1...2....3! Jurassic Express is going to the finals!
Winners: Jurassic Express

-Dario Cueto comes out to trash talk the winners. He's not Boko United's biggest fan, but when they stop the freak and his limping child friend, he will be happy to award them a tag team championship!

-Bang's getting real tired of this multiple defenses a show thing, but she'll take everything the B8WL can dish out and send it right back!

-B8WL Championship: Champion and Hardcore Champ Bangladesh DuPree v. Daniel Bryan
Bryan's back, but is he ready for title action? Come to think of it, is Bang, after that HC Title match? (not that it has stopped her before!) Bang grabs the challenger by the beard, and then locks on a full nelson for a full two minutes! Bryan eventually slips out, only to get kicked in the head. He ain't going down that easily, though, and they start rapid firing punches at each other. Bang gets knocked out of the ring, then hit by a suicide dive! Yes Lock, but on the outside, so all it does it hurt real bad until time to beat the count back in. Bryan locks on a sleeper hold, but Bang gets out via mule kick, and Bryan knocks over the ref with his sell. Bang follows up with a Curb Stomp! Both of em running on fumes now....Bryan up first, and he grabs the title belt and hits Bang with it!. She staggers....and runs right into the Knee Plus! (this was a topical name back when I carded Bryan) 1.....2.....3! We did it!
Winner and NEW B8WL Champion: Bryan

editorial: I AM GOING TO THROW MY GAME BOOK OFF MY FRIENDS' FIFTH STORY BALCONY but I'm still not gonna rig the dice

@Maniac64 comes out to ringside to celebrate with his longstanding frenemy Bryan! They hug, and then Maniac pulls the ref aside to tell him something. The ref convenes with a few other officials, and they look at the tape. Bryan's in-ring celebration is starting to wind down when Maniac grabs a mic. It hurts him so very much to tell Bryan this, but the officials have reviewed the tape, and Bryan used a foreign object. Therefore, Dario Cueto has issued a ruling that the decision is reversed, and Bang wins by DQ, keeping the belt! That's....technically correct, but what a jerk move! Boooooo!

-Jungle Express are backstage watching the TV. (from a weird angle, of course) Sure, Bryan did technically cheat, but....man, what a jerk move, the fans were so mad! They'll just have to take him down a peg.

@MajinZidane
-TAG WORLD GRAND PRIX FINALS: Jurassic Express (competing for B8WL contracts) v. Boko United (competing for an inaugural B8WL Tag Championship)
Well, Boko did nothing wrong, but he's teaming with the only heel in the match, so he's kinda working heel too. Maniac and Lucha start. Maniac pokes Lucha in the eye, but he tags out and Jungle Boy lands a dropkick. Maniac drags Jungle Boy to the opposite corner for a quick doubleteam. Maniac goes for a powerslam, but Jungle Boy kicks himself out of it! Big tag to Luchasaurus. Lucha tosses Maniac out of the ring, but Maniac is able to outsmart him, circle around, and tag Boko, who kicks Luchasaurus in the head as he re-enters the ring. Boko tries a clothesline, but Luchasaurus reverses it into a spinebuster! Jungle Boy lands a headbutt when Boko staggers into range. Big ol' electric chair drop from Luchasaurus! Maniac doesn't really bother breaking up the pin....1.....2....3!
Winners and NEW B8WL Employees: Jurassic Express!

-Dario Cueto is backstage with Liv Morgan. He wants to know if she will go to the dark side with Maniac, or stay with her new friends in Boko United. She's staying in Boko United, but if Cueto wants a dark side.....he'll get one..........*Lucha Underground ending noise*