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The town cop was called to the scene of what had appeared to be another body in a tarp. Apparently, someone had taken it tubing down the river the prior night as in having used it as a tube since it was still waterlogged. What a way to go out that had to have been.

The cop took out his Xacto Knife to carefully get into the tarp. The only marking on it was a code of some kind, 80085. As he cut, he saw some white fabric inside, and pulling it out, it was a mattress pad?

WHOMP!

A swift blow to the back of the head knocked him out before he could respond.

Lets get creative with this one, a goon said. Only we aint letting him James Bond his way out of it!
I got an idea, a second goon said.

The town cop awoke tied to the backseat of a biplane. There was a pilot, someone who seemed to just be getting up. He grabbed a parachute as the cop started moving his arms. Apparently, they mustve thought that tying his arms to the armrests was enough. He started with the left one, which was tied into the cupholder on the wall. Pulling it forward, he was able to loosen it.

The pilot then saw him and gasped.

So, it WAS you! the cop shouted.
Heh heh heh, the goon replied. Have a nice flight.
Well see about that, the cop replied before punching him left-handedly. The tight quarters were going to make for an interesting fight, although the cops right arm was still tied to the collapsible center armrest.
The bad guy used the parachute as a shield, bringing it over to the backseat to start suffocating the cop. The cop started slamming with his left hand, alternating with jolting his right elbow up to try and loosen his other arm. The goon put more pressure onto him, which he realized was a stupid move the moment he felt the cops patella hit him in the nads.
YEOWCH!!!!! he shouted. Recognizing what he was supposed to do, he went for the door and put the parachute on his back. He opened the door just as the cops right arm went free.
The cop went to tackle him and succeeded, shoving them both outside at 4,000 feet.
Well fuck, the thug thought, it looks like he might actually James Bond his way out of this one. He then got punched in the face by the leech that was grappling onto him, trying to wrangle that parachute or at the very least hit dry land with the bad guy. He wasnt going to die so easily.
That said, he recognized then and there that his Xacto Knife had been taken from him, so he couldnt just cut the cord.
Looking for this? the goon pulled the knife out of his jacket pocket. Hed forgotten about it, actually, but seeing the cop reach into his own pocket was a good reminder.
And then he stabbed the poor police officer in the face, which was enough forceful trauma to send him flying down the next 3,000 feet to his death.

Alas, poor Corrik, we hardly knew ye, the goon said before pulling the cord. The parachute popped and he glided to safety.

Corrik has died. He was TOWN COP.

Alive
1. @IfGodCouldDie
2. @ctesjbuvf
3. @masterplum
4. @TheSultanOfSlam
5. @Kirby321
6. @PunishedBen
7. @Obellisk

Not alive
[KN1] Peaf Town Vanilla
[SD2] Ulti Town Vanilla
[KN2] Corrik Town Cop

It is now DAY 3. Day ends Tuesday at 8 pm Eastern, 7 pm Central, or when a majority is reached. With 7 alive it takes just 4 to lynch!