LogFAQs > #968073652

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, Database 10 ( 02.17.2022-12-01-2022 ), DB11, DB12, Clear
Topic List
Page List: 1
TopicC/D: You have little to no satisfaction in life.
Kakapo
09/16/22 9:02:53 AM
#46:


RashodBateman posted...
I think the secret to finding fulfillment in life is to become more selfish.

Do things to treat yourself.

Buy yourself something nice. Like really nice. Something that would make other people slightly jealous.

Go buy an expensive meal and savor it. Tell yourself that you deserve this delicious food.

Go on Google and find a local barber who can give you a fresh haircut that makes you look sharp as fuck. Get him to line-up your beard if you have facial hair.

Like, dude.

Go to a strip club pay the hottest chick in that place to drop her fat booty on you and shake her big boobies in your face.

ENJOY YOUR FUCKING LIFE BECAUSE YOU WILL REGRET IT LATER IF YOU DONT.
You do realise that anything you advocate for will be tarnished, because y'know, it's being spruiked by LivingLegend/ButtSage, yes?

---
I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite
24 hour party parrot
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1