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Shortly after I discovered masturbating, I had a mild American Pie moment where my mother and at least one of my siblings walked in on me. I was wise enough to do it under a blanket, so they didn't actually see me do it, but my mom was smart enough to figure out what I was doing.

She never talked to me about it directly, but she was not as skilled at obscuring the topic of conversation as she thought she was when discussing it with my dad when I was in the room lol. She talked about a "seed" and tried to play it off as talking about plants. I forget exactly what was said, but she also talked about it to one of her friends at the time.

I suppose it would've been worse if she'd talked to me about it, but I do think it's mildly-to-moderately fucked up to talk about that with people.