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Here's my hot predictions for this World Cup (and some more lukewarm ones).

First off, Japan are gonna finish dead last in their group (sorry MZero).

Portugal and France will also be out in the group. South Korea and Australia are both surprise qualifications. Qatar don't lose every game, and it ends up overall a good world cup for the Asian teams.

Wales qualify from their group despite only beating Iran. Either the US or England bottles it in the last game. Football social media is an active cognitohazard during each game of group B, but the games themselves are all so boring that nobody remembers a thing about them.

One of Denmark or Belgium will make the final, if they top their groups.

Poland to fail to win against Saudi Arabia somehow and bomb out before the second game. This one is not even up for debate, it is factually inevitable.

Switzerland will make the quarters, and everyone will talk about how good they seemed before forgetting about it a few months later.

Brazil thrashes a European team in the quarters, before in turn getting thrashed by Argentina in the semis. Or they lose to Belgium again, depending on the draw.

Argentina to win the whole thing. I feel like Messi is finally gonna plot armour his way to it. Everyone talks about how one side of the draw is so much stronger than the other, and the team (probably Argentina) from the stronger side win a really dull final after scoring early.