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Yes. There's always a urinal pooper.

We also had a mysterious fecal vigilante who entered legend by managing to curl one out in the middle of the floor of the busiest toilet in the school (like, right in the middle, out in the open between the stalls, sinks and urinals) without being spotted. The dude must have found one of the very rare occasions when the room was completely empty and seized his moment like an absolute champion. The tension must have been unbearable once he'd reached the point of no return, wondering what would happen if someone came in at that moment. A man could spend his whole life trying to capture that rush again.