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adjl posted...

The claim: We're going to use brain scanning to monitor your happiness and comfort levels to make sure you are as happy and comfortable as possible so you can work better, since actually paying attention to our employees and employing managers with basic empathy and an understanding of normal human interactions is less attractive than investing in highly experimental, cutting-edge technology.

The reality: We're going to shock you every time you get distracted

Oh yeah I have no reason to believe that

I've seen the nature channel, so I know what a meat eating predator looks like.

"Your brain waves have shown that you're not very productive, you've been scheduled for a talk about your recent activity"

Honestly shame on the researchers for not realizing how what they're making will be horribly abused.

"You don't have to wear the headset, but we're really looking for cooperative team players to consider for promotions"

So ok great, now we have to fight for legal protections against these things, thanks researchers, brilliant gift you've brought to the world.