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The last time I dared set foot in Walmart was, let's see... it was the last time I dared set foot in Walmart. Yes, that's it. I was on a mission to recover home essentials from the bowels of the hellish corporate retail giant, and took great care to avoid the notorious People of Walmart and its peppy devil-toe-licking managers by sneakily browsing the depressing facility during off hours. When I sensed that a Person of Walmart was about to walk by I hid in my trusty cardboard box, since random cardboard boxes littering the floor would not arouse suspicion at such a place as Walmart.

As I left the bleak building, I turned my back toward the greeter so as not to be met with its Medusa-like gaze. I vowed to ensure my provisions would last as long as possible to delay the next trip and help ensure my survival.