LogFAQs > #970636212

Comedy option, gotcha. (I'm happy you guys recognized C was the "boring option" - A was the sexy option and B was a fun option) (Also sorry for the wait, was trying to make sure I had Glenda's character down the right way - future updates won't be this slow now that I have her figured out!)

Glenda shows up in her horse-drawn wagon. Great, you think you yourself. She could've brought the Buick, but nope. She's lost in fantasies of her own.

"You do realize I'm not joking," you say.
"Well, if that DARGON is real, why don't we go fight it?"
"I mean, it's expecting me to come with meat. Dead meat."
"So? You and me can take it. I have Darkvision. I can cast a Fireball. And Counterspell anything it sends my way."
"Can you speak Darconic?"
"No. I know Abyssal though." She's certainly serious.
"Then how will we negotiate with it?" you ask.
"We can find somebody. Or we could just go kill it. Or we can do what we planned. Your call."

You recognize that you are a Fighter, and she is a Sorceress. You are both level 5. Glenda just informed you of the only two third-level spells she knows (alongside the obvious in Detect Magic, Magic Missile, and Invisibility, plus two more you guys will choose).
A. Go rob the butcher shop as planned
B. Try to recruit a Cleric or Paladin who speaks Darconic
C. Fight the DARGON, just the two of you