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01/06/23 10:56:28 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Of all the places to show your ass, Waffle House is not the one you want to pick. Basically everyone working there has already been to prison, isn't afraid to go back, and has consumed of at least one mind-altering substance in the last three hours.



its true. when i was 18 my parents disowned me bc i said fuck you im not going to college and started dating a stripper. i was crashing on a friend's couch and doing dishes at waffle house to buy hot dogs and american cheese.

the manager at the waffle was a meth head named todd who had a tattoo of a pair of eyes below his belly button so you could "look me in the eyes when you suck my dick". he passed out klonopin like breathmints to the waitresses. rhonda was a sweetheart but she only had one tooth in her head. wayne was a dick and only sober for the breakfast shift, but he made some bangin pork chop sandwiches. chris was the first trans person i ever met. he was cool af. then he started having sex with todd and went back to being a girl.

miss those hashbrowns. they tore it down to build a hospital.

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