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| Topic | Anagram ranks anything Pokemon-related with writeups (spoilers I guess) |
| Anagram 01/10/23 11:59:25 PM #136: | Normal-Type STAB Jigglypuff (Anime): Jigglypuff is a fine pokemon, but I don't know... I kind of just don't care about it. The idea that it likes to sing, but people always fall asleep, so it gets revenge by drawing on their faces is moderately funny, but it's not really the strongest joke. The idea that mainline games can't advance if they have to allow imported pokemon Exp. All Kanto Pokemon-Amie Pokerus Starfall Street: As far an open world concept goes, giving the player three different quests (fighting gyms, acquiring HMs, stopping the evil Team) was a great idea. Team Star is kind of the most pointless of them, though? Team Star has even less of a goal than Team Skull. I was never like "oh man, I wonder what that wacky Team Star will do next." We haven't even had an actual evil Team with a goal since Team freaking Flare, and Team Star couldn't even go all the way with their high school delinquent theme and have messed-up uniforms or something. Anyway, the idea of a unique way to battle against Team Star by fighting many of them at once is good, but nothing ever felt like a climax. Paldea has no big dungeons for you to enter and fight in (besides Area Zero), so there's no office building where you have to teleport a million times and finally take down the evil team leader's... rhydon. It's definitely the weakest of the questlines, is what I'm saying, and its competition included "save my ugly dog with subway sandwiches." Warden Slowpoke Great Ball Vast Poni Canyon Sygna Suit Kris Pokemon: The First Movie Ash Ketchum's Retirement Skyarrow Bridge: I thought for these last twelve years that this was a reference to the Golden Gate Bridge, but Bulbapedia says it's the Brooklyn Bridge. Whoops! Anyway, I have exactly one memory of this bridge. It is when I was traveling across it and found a feather in a shiny spot. I think this is also where I encountered a Swanna for the first time? I distinctly remember being disappointed that Ducklett turns into a swan, but is not an ugly duckling. Pokemon Cookies Runerigus' Evolution Method Soaring Mezase Pokemon Master Apricorn Minior as Katamari Cousins Name Rater Blasting Off Again 2.B.A. MASTER Venonat Missed Opportunity to call Talonflame Pyrogrine Dark Rust Battle Theme Hiker Nob Slot Machines Hoopa Multiple Near-Identical Games per Generation Mindy's Everstone Haunter Chiisaki Mono: I like Jirachi much less than normal, but I won't hold that against this song. It's just a generic anime song. The lyrics might be amazing, but since I don't speak English, I don't care. I'm actually watching it on youtube, and someone editted clips of the anime over it, and I had zero memory of Brock being around in Hoenn, for some reason, I thought Misty outlasted him. This gives me NOTHING. Since the singer just said "watashi," I'll tell you my only Japanese story. In high school, the options for language class we had were Spanish and Japanese. I took Spanish, and all of my friends took Japanese "so we can watch anime and play video games before they come out here." One day, I stole a french fry from a girl Amy, who held her fries to her chest and said "Watashi no," and I responded with "Watashi yes," and everyone laughed. Smell Ya Later! Mandatory Exp. Share Binacle Motherfuck: I find this to be completely unfunny. POKEMON GO SONG!!! by MISHA Ryme Pokemon Puzzle League Hidden Machines: Aside from the obvious point that these are never actually hidden, everyone hates HMs, right? The moves themselves are always useless even in-game except for surf, waterfall, fly, and maybe strength, and only then if you have the right pokemon. It still wouldn't really be a problem if HMs weren't unlearnable. What was even the point of that decision, even back in RBY? I know that they needed to do that to ensure you couldn't get locked behind a boulder or something if you unlearn strength in the wrong spot, but why even include this mechanic in the first place? Completely bizarre. And yet when you play BDSP, they just replaced the HMs with summonable pokemon, which makes all of them completely pointless. I can't imagine being like ten and playing that game and encountering a tree that you can cut and being like "why is this even a thing" because you can just click it to be cut with no problem. Completely insane. Also, cut should have been changed to be a steel move. JustinRPG Jynx Thunder Badge Still No Turkey Pokemon Iono Burger King Did you know that Vaporeon Lemonade It Hurt Itself in its Confusion! Baby Pokemon Quagsire Reaction Image Lickilicky --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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