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| Topic | Anagram ranks anything Pokemon-related with writeups (spoilers I guess) |
| Anagram 01/16/23 5:55:02 PM #256: | Blasting Off Again 2.B.A. MASTER Diggersby: Memorable only for being the only one that's part ground. I mean, sure, it gets STAB dig. Doesn't mean I'm ever going to use it past the first three hours. Venonat Bruxish Chuck/Machoke Hug Image Missed Opportunity to call Talonflame Pyrogrine Deoxys: Never liked it, never will. The fact that it's really good is also annoying, because you see it whenever it's available. I remember that base Deoxys was in an awkward spot where it was too good for normal battles, but not good enough for ubers, which was funny. Dark Rust Battle Theme Meteor Falls Hiker Nob Linoone: Vastly inferior to Zigzagoon, which I actually like. Completely unremarkable beyond that, it's clearly just Raticate again. Notably, the only one of these things besides Raticate to ever get later-gen support with its Galarian form, and it even broke new ground by getting a whole evolution! Why did Linoone, of all things, get support later on? Completely inexplible. Pokesex Watchog: I don't completely hate it, but Watchog does nothing for me. I'll give it this: it does have the best name of any of early rodents. That's all it gets, though. Mewtwo's Plan in Mewtwo Strikes Back Slot Machines Hoopa Multiple Near-Identical Games per Generation Driftveil Shopkeep Mindy's Everstone Haunter Chiisaki Mono Groudon vs Kyogre Digimon Pokemon Masters (Game): Look, I don't hold it against a franchise that as it gets bigger, it inevitably gets bad spinoffs. I won't even hold against it that it's a gacha game, which I probably should. What I'll hold against it is that it decided Blue's iconic pokemon is Pidgeot, while Red's is Charizard? Bro, how do you screw this up? Moomoo Milk Noctowl Gothita Line Smell Ya Later! Mandatory Exp. Share Unfezant Gumshoos: So ugly. The only thing anyone remembers about it is that it briefly had a Donald Trump meme when the game came out. Donald Trump, eh? There's a guy who's still relevant. Binacle Motherfuck Slowly-depleting Health Bars in Gen 4 POKEMON GO SONG!!! by MISHA Lysandre's Battle Outfit Raticate: Even as a kid, I hated Raticate. It's so ugly and weak-looking. That's the point! The point is for Raticate to be thrown out five-hundred times by Team Rocket members and for you to one-shot it with your Kadabra, I get it. It is designed to be unmemorable and gross, a perfect a low-level bad guy pokemon. Has a single one of these things ever been the ace pokemon of a named trainer? I can't think of one. Raticate, unfortunately, is actually useful, because it gets super fang and hyper fang, which have value in in-game gimmick runs like nuzlockes, but even with them, it's still useless competitively. So, it's like, yes, Raticate and its ilk are bad, but they are purposefully bad. They have a specific reason for being so bad that we all just need to accept and move on from. Ryme Poppy Oinkologne: No one cares about Oinkologne at all, and no one ever will. Doesn't even get the standard Super and Hyper Fang, and it's not even a rodent. It's doing the 'gendered differences' thing like twelve years after Unfezant did, and Unfezant was like the worst bird! This is no one's favorite pokemon. Pokemon Puzzle League Sonichu Norm McDonald - Pokemon Hidden Machines JustinRPG Jynx Thunder Badge Still No Turkey Pokemon Iono Burger King Did you know that Vaporeon Lemonade It Hurt Itself in its Confusion! Team Galactic Ash's Dad Team Flare Baby Pokemon Ranking things in confusing manners in a dorky video game ranking topic Quagsire Reaction Image Anagram missing posts in his Pokemon topic Lickilicky Unranked Orre Games Pokemon Mystery Dungeon The Bicycle in Kalos specifically Pokemon Legends: Arceus Jubilife Village Pokemon Channel Volo Monster Rancher --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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