LogFAQs > #971304224

You say "I'm sorry, but Sienna is right. Using language like that does distract me from what LARPing should really be about. It feels freeing. Try it."
"Doth thee insist? Doth thou see what a character makes?"
"Try it. Say 'Do you insist? Do you see what makes a character?'"
"Thou shalt not give me orders!"
"Calm down," Sienna interrupts. "Do as he says. He's not giving you orders, just suggestions. You have nothing to lose by just trying."
"Do you insist? Do you see what makes a character? There, I said it." Glenda pouts.
"Was that difficult?" you ask.
"Verily... no, not really."
You breathe a sigh of relief. You think you hear Sienna do the same, but you can't see her face.
"Anyway, where's the DARGON? You said it was somewhere in the woods," Sienna inquires.
"Follow me!"
You return to the hole where you'd previously picked up your armor. Sienna tows her wagon of meat halfway before you take over for her.
When you reach the hole, you call boldly "Hello there my DARGON friend! I hath come hither with thine meat!"
Nothing happens.
"Are you sure this is the place?" Sienna asks.
"Absolutely. Glenda, is this not around where I retrieved my armor from?"
"It is."
"Can we go down there to look?" Sienna asks.
You shake your head. "No. Doing so would require jumping and a way to get back up. Do we have that?"
"I left my rope in my car."

Well now, what do you do?
A. Call to the DARGON again
B. Explain into the hole that your entourage is not to combat
C. Request a quick threesome with the girls while you wait
D. Dump the meat into the hole