LogFAQs > #971840490

You find two job postings.

The first:

Hi, I'm a Druid! I wanna female-dominated party - having a man or two is fine AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T TRY ANYTHING, K??? - to help me kill a couple of pigs. Great, now I'm hungry four some bacon on my next cheat day...

"Four some" catches your eye, but no matter, you know that was probably just a typo.

The second, however, which was posted just an hour ago, helps you recognize a prior mistake:

Looking for someone to help out in an ambush. We have a Barbarian, two Rogues, a Warlock, a Bard, and an Artificer. Enemy team is Paladin, Fighter, and either a Cleric or Sorceress. Please inquire at back door of Smoked Fish.

"Shit," Sienna says. "Shit, shit, shit. We're not taking that one - we're the target."
"I'll say," Glenda replies. "Whose idea was it to accept those terms?"
You look to the ground dejectedly.
"How the hell did they know you were lying?" Sienna asks.
"I dunno," you reply. "Mad scientist guy, maybe?"
"Eh, he was before you took the job, least he could do was say he was the last person to see my character alive," Sienna elaborates.
"We're gonna need to inquire about this first one," Glenda asks. "We can worry about the second after."
"Good idea," you reply. "And at least we now have information on what we're up against. They have six and are looking to fill their party out... we may need to get more than one other."

You accept the first request, stating your current entourage is two females and one male in a committed relationship with one of them. She replies with a yes, knowing full well you're not going to "try anything" in front of Glenda. You don't even know what that means, but you think it means she's pretty and has been preyed on. (Yeah, you know where this is going - it's about damn time, lol)

A = A warlock; you control Siennas responses to see if she listens (this isnt easy)
B = hell come running and you can choose what kind of character he is between a few choices, but hes very likely to die or get overwhelmed by all the rules and run away
C = you finally get the supermodel Druid I keep wanting to introduce, whos relieved to be in a party with two girls and a guy whos not gonna try anything

So yes, this is Aurora "Rori" Rhodes, who I've tried to introduce a dozen times before. She's a supermodel and it's impossible for a guy like you to not have a thing for her. She's 24 y/o with long brown hair and a winning smile. You're shocked that someone THIS pretty is in your party, but you're obviously not going to try anything, else you'll have THREE women mad at you.

Arriving at her location, you see...
A. Her wearing a sexy little black dress with a thin-fitting jean jacket and white baseball hat
B. Her rocking a Guns N' Roses T-shirt, jeans, with her hair in a ponytail pulled through the hat
C. A female figure in a full zentai bodysuit, with only the hat on top, feeding some pigeons

(FYI, this will determine what her abilities are)