LogFAQs > #972395066

Marge: "He's going to need a... you know... protection!"
Salesman: "Sure, one helmet coming up!"
Marge: "I was thinking more like protection for... down there."
Salesman: "Oh, why didn't you say so? Knee pads, you got it."
Marge: *nervous chuckle* "I'm talking about his... ."
Salesman: "Ah, ah. Say no more, I read you loud and clear. The ol' shoulder pads!"
Marge: "Look. I want a cup."
Salesman: "Cup... could you spell that?"
Marge: "C-U-P. I wanna C-U oh my god!"