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TopicDo you believe the Bible basically describes one god or two gods?
Delta_Force
04/02/23 9:16:23 AM
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God cloned himself and turned his original evil self into Jesus and placed a curse upon him. Everytime Jesus wanted to to something evil (in line with the original God) the curse kicked in and forced him to do something good.

Finally Clone God became bored and had OG Evil God (Jesus) killed, which he later regretted so he revived him 3 days later.

I read it on the back of a menu at IHOP so you know it's true.

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