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Nope. I wasn't raised religious. I went to church with some of my friends a handful of times, but I always hated it. I still vividly remember the look of utter disgust on the Sunday School teacher's face when I said I hadn't read the bible/didn't have my own. I was like eight years old at the time.

I tried multiple times over the years to give the whole church thing a fair shake even though I was a militant atheist by the time I was a teenager. During my senior year, some of my classmates invited me to a "revival" at their church and I had no idea what that entailed. They had some obvious con-artist in a crushed velvet suit and snakeskin boots talking about how he used to be a Satanist and led everyone in a fit of hysterical screaming and crying. Scared the shit out of me and I haven't been back to a church (outside of funerals and such) since.