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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
HylianFox
05/18/23 4:07:47 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
"Grampa, where'd you get all the money?"
"The government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'LL RAISE HELL!"

Also:
Bum: "Hey buddy, got any spare change?"
Abe: "Yes, and you ain't getting it! People these days, always want something for nothing."
*walks into a Social Security office*
Abe: "I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!"

"Didn't you wonder why you were getting paid for nothing?"

"I figured it's 'cuz the Democrats were in power again."

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