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Shrek posted...

louis stevens tries to sell these broken glasses on ebay, but it turns out the glasses can see robot or some shit, so robots attack him for the glasses so his car shows up to beat off the other robots and then more robots show up and then we're in the desert being attacked by more robots and then those robots blow up a military base, so mr sir hires some super cool hackerman to do some stuff involving the robots and then louis stevens is back and now they're at the hoover dam and the robots fight each other and then the main good robot shoves an ice cube into the main bad robots chest and he runs away and then the bad robots go to the moon and find some ancient super evil robot who attacks shia lebouf again for reasons i'm still not entirely sure about but there is a giant robot with a huge nutsack so that's cool, and then shia lebeouf kills everyone before he, himself, flies to the moon before all the bad robots attack chicago, for some reason, so shia goes there with the military dudes from the first movie it's a callback and they kill some robots before freeing the good robots who then have a traitor among them who tries to teleport a cool ass faraday cage around earth for, reasons or some shit idk, and then bam now we're chillin with marky mark as he tries to stop this adult man from having sex with his underage daughter and then robots get involved again with that, and dinosaurs and i don't fuckin know dude

I remember King Arthur was involved somehow but I might be getting it mixed up with Fast and the Furious