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TopicWWYD? You are casually walking behind somebody and they drop $1million...
Darth_CiD
07/07/23 8:46:40 AM
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Raze_Razel posted...
A $1 million dollars isn't just "money"....it's a restart, it's life with a universal adapter attached.

You're slaving away being a wage-cuck, and notice a suitcase on the ground, you open it up, there's a million dollars, take the money and run, fast... Run to Mexico, or SEA, anywhere were western dollars can stretch far, and live independently wealthy for the rest of your life.
Run, until you get pulled over at the border and have to try and explain where you got 1mil cash and why you are trying to flee the country, just to have confiscated.

Raze_Razel posted...
Or decide to stay in the country, and realize a million dollars isn't going to last long, however, you can still use the money to go to college, buy a house and squat in it forever. .....basically this:
Or realise it will last a very long time because you wont be able to do anything big with that amount of cash if you can't provide a receipt of where it came from.

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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.
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