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The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Using Ocarina of Time to speedrun Paper Mario
Ezlo
Dragon Roost Island (Music)
Ricky, Moosh, and Dimitri
Hand in the Toilet
Malo Mart
Drgn roost island
Screen Wraparound Glitch (LA): I remember looking up a guide for LA on GameFAQs, and it went into great detail about this glitch. I tried to use it dozens of times, unaware that it had been removed for LA:DX, which was the version I actually had. Eventually, I found a better guide that made the distinction. So, unfortunately, I can't really tell you how fun this glitch is to use. I assume it's VERY fun, it seems like one of those completely gamebreaking glitches that changes everything and can cut the game's length by 90%. Such a funny glitch to leave in, too. I imagine today, this would just be the victim of a day 1 patch.
Weapon Durability
Bug-Catching Net
Marin: No character's existence is more ambiguous than Marin's. Is she a dream? She has to be, because she's part of a dream. Why does she look like Zelda? Well, because it's a dream, that makes sense. But does she actually look like Zelda, what with her red hair? I dunno, but it's fine. But then you wake up, and a seagull flies by while Marin's face is in the sky, and is she the seagull? And if people in Zelda games keep reincarnating, is she also Malon, who is definitely not Zelda? If so, how does that work, if she's part of a fish's dream? Wait, the original version of the game has her escape the dream as a winged angel person? Guys... I'm beginning to suspect Zelda lore may be stupid. By the way, don't look up the original artwork of this character from the 90s, whoever drew it drew her eyes way too far apart.
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Gameboy Zelda Aesthetic
The Legend of Zelda (Rabbit Joint)
Sploosh and Kaboom (Quotes)
Link Gets Bullied

Well ExcuuuuUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuUuuuUUUUse Me, Princess!
Ben Drowned: I had never heard of this before, so I read about it on Wikipedia. I'll say this about creepypastas: the ideal creepypasta is one that feels like it could be plausible, even if you know it's not, and is very simple. Slenderman was the best possible example of this: a creepy monster guy who shows up in the backgrounds of wholesome photos. Perfect. Everything about the Slederman myhtos beyond that is bad. The Backrooms are the identical thing: being trapped in an endless series of yellow-lit office spaces is good, absolutely everything else about the mythos is bad. So, the idea of buying an old Majora's Mask cartridge, finding someone's save data on it, and it glitching out in creepy ways? Plausible. But when the spirit in the cartridge escapes into the internet and addresses you directly, not so much. I wonder how much of this was motivated just by that creepy Link statue that shows up when you use the Elegy of Emptiness. It's like, it would have been less effort to make the statues look like the normal versions of Link. Making them look creepy took work. That's the kind of glorious, disgusting detail that not only adds character to the game, but raises weird existential questions that the game doesn't have to, and really shouldn't, answer.
Epona
Vaati
Squid-Hunt (Minigame)
Nintendo Power LttP Comics
David Jr.
Zant
Video Game Concerts: I don't mind them, but I also don't really care. To me, concerts are either for like crazy, raucous fun, or for high art. Video game music doesn't fall into either category.
Makar
Kass
5000 Rupee Heart Piece in MM
Gohma
xenosaga's Impulse Link/Epona Figure
Mechanical Harp: Windmills (Pikmin 4)
Legend of Zelda (NES)
Frostare
Nintendo Cereal System
Ancient Cistern
Triforce Heroes
Primitive 3D Aesthetic
Rod of Seasons
Zelda Kirby
Fishing Minigame (OoT)
Forced Stealth Sections
King Harkinan
Heart Pieces Locked Behind Bad Minigames
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Kinstones
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage (Splatoon): I've never played Splatoon, and I intend never to play it. My understanding is that this is just an event to celebrate the upcoming Zelda game where the Inklings are just playing normally, but their paint is red, blue, or green, depending on whose side they're on? It's not even a unique arena, but just edited around to have a Triforce shape? Look, man, that's... pretty lame. If it was like Ganondorf flying around painting the area red with evil magic, and hundreds of players have to cover the red paint while shooting him to send him back to his home dimension or whatever, that would be a little more exciting. But that's not what it is, so... I do appreciate that the Power team won, though. Whenever you give players a multiplayer option to be evil or good, the evil team will usually attract more players.

You've Met with a Terrible Fate
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
Temple of the Ocean King: Here's the thing. The actual temple itself? Pretty good. It makes you use all of your tools, the layout is fairly clever, the aesthetic is neato. I like the gigantic ancient forgotten temple made out of stone, even if it's all very blocky even by 3DS standards... but I don't want to play it in-between every other dungeon. I just don't! Why would I want to? And that's obvious. It's obvious that no one was going to like this. The idea of a truly gigantic dungeon you keep revisiting is only going to be appealing if it changes things up each time. Like, maybe if the first time you visit, you go through an ancient temple, then you go to the lower levels and it's forgotten caves, then again and below the caves are lava caves, and then below that is a magical crystal castle, etc. But they don't do that. Although, make no mistake, this isn't PH's only problem, this is just the biggest and most obvious one.
Equipment Rental
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
Frog's Song of Soul (LA:DX)
Tadtones
Demise
Zelda Timeline