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| Topic | Why do we grow hair on our ass |
| ArsGoetia 08/04/23 1:38:16 PM #7: | god gave us butt hair to protect our assholes from intaking harmful substances and then satan misled ppl in biblical times into wearing underwear (not as effective as an ass-pube net) and humanity has lived in sin ever since it took jesus 5000 years to die for those sins but do ppl listen? no thats why after finding god i havent worn underwear in more than two decades they used to call me squirrel in school bc with my ass hair they said it looked like there was a squirrel in my ass crack but if i have to choose between having squirrel ass or satan ass, i choose god ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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