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Master, I Detect You Are Low on Life
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Pre-Hyrule Historia Timeline Debates
Chopping Signs
Rolling in Ocarina of Time
Temple (Smash Stage)
Toon Link
Stamina
Companions
Hyrule
Colgera's Boss Theme
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Using Ocarina of Time to speedrun Paper Mario
Katsuya Terada
Ezlo
Dragon Roost Island (Music)
Cuccos
Din (Oracle)
Ricky, Moosh, and Dimitri
Leveling System (AoL)
Hand in the Toilet
Malo Mart
Drgn roost island
Shield (Magic)
Screen Wraparound Glitch (LA)
Weapon Durability
Bug-Catching Net
Gannon-Banned
Christianity Imagery
Marin
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Gameboy Zelda Aesthetic
The Legend of Zelda (Rabbit Joint)
1/2 Magic Meter
Milk: Is milk the grossest drink, conceptually? I feel like it must be. Obviously, there are grosser-tasting drinks out there, but I'm just saying, if I had a mask that let me talk to cows, and a cow told me to milk her and drink it to restore 8 hearts, I probably wouldn't. I'd just take the extra hit to my wallet and buy a red potion. I don't know what goes in those things, but it probably doesn't come out of something that talks. I'll admit that from a game perspective, though, this is mildly smart. Potions are like the most common health restoration item in fantasy games, so providing some kind of nice little alternative is nice. That's all it is, though. It's nice. It's not some kind of super interesting or important piece of the LoZ identity.
Sploosh and Kaboom (Quotes)
Link Gets Bullied
Spirit Flute

Well ExcuuuuUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuUuuuUUUUse Me, Princess!
Ben Drowned
City in the Sky
Great Palace (AoL)
Epona
Zelda's Lullaby
Vaati
Squid-Hunt (Minigame)
Nintendo Power LttP Comics
Lon Lon Ranch
David Jr.
Zant
Wolf Link
Princess Ruto
Video Game Concerts
Malo
Makar
Kass
5000 Rupee Heart Piece in MM
Hippo Model (LA)
Gohma
xenosaga's Impulse Link/Epona Figure
Mechanical Harp: Windmills (Pikmin 4)
Legend of Zelda (NES)
Bagu (Nintendo Comics Series)
Frostare
Nintendo Cereal System
Ballad of the Wind Fish
Ancient Cistern
Triforce Heroes
Primitive 3D Aesthetic
Rod of Seasons
Zelda Kirby (Smash)
Picto Box Quest (WW): Wasn't this entire quest just to get like figurines of characters or something? I said before that I don't care about that at all. I'll level with you, when games add the ability to take photos, I never use it. I just don't care about this as a thing to do at all. The only exception is Pokemon Snap, a game I played when I was like eleven, and a game that is exclusively about the photography. I guess I'll put this above the Minish Cap Figurines because they're slightly less annoying to obtain.
Minish Cap Figurines
Fishing Minigame (OoT)
Magic Hammer
Link and Zelda (Captain N: The Game Master): I cannot imagine the licensing hell that this show would be today. According to the Captain N Wiki, this version of Link is also the Link from the Zelda TV show? Really? I mean, this version of Link does look like he's in his mid-twenties, which I guess is the oldest Link we've ever had. Why the hell does he have brown hair, anyway? Is it to contrast with Zelda's blonde hair? This is just another one of those elements that Nintendo would just not allow to be changed today, blond hair is just part of Link's branding now. Holy crap, this version of Link is so buff. The Wiki doesn't say, does he still say "Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess" super annoyingly? Zelda I see is in her full early-mid 90s midriff-bearing gross-colored shirt. She also looks way older, you know, seeing Link in his mid-twenties is a little off-putting, but with Zelda, it's even more. This is a character who should just permanently be between 10 and 18. I like how one of the three images of Zelda on the Wiki is her having a picnic with the main princess from the TV show, because that's what princesses do, right? They hang out with other princesses in nature settings? God, it reminds me of the Disney cartoon Black Cauldron, where the girl just casually mentions she's a princess, but no more details than that are given, just that she's a princess. And they're both wearing pink! Even the Mario princesses had the dignity to not both wear pink. Speaking of which, good for Daisy that she finally wormed her way in Smash and back into the mainline series. She's finally proven that Nintendo likes her more than Waluigi, now let's see if she can reclaim her position as the secondary Mario princess. I doubt it, Rosalina is way better than her, and even Pauline at least has a more unique dress.
Japanese Boss Battle Theme (AoL)
Forced Stealth Sections
King Harkinan
Heart Pieces Locked Behind Bad Minigames
Claude M. Moyse's Creepy German Phrases
Volga: I guess since Volga was nominated, and not Volvagia, I have to focus specifically on the HW character. So, I understand that in the context of a video game about fighting, they wanted to have a bad guy whose shtick was being super strong, and who's not just another evil magic person. I mean, he looks cool, yes. But his personality boils down to "I want to fight a strong person," and that's about it. Why does this character even exist? Like, I'm sorry, but when I think of the LoZ series, I don't think of humanoid antagonists. Besides Ganondorf and the occasional evil wizard, you mostly just fight monsters, right? There isn't a single playable character in this game who's just a big monster besides Ganon. This should have been the Moblin King or even just Volvagia the dragon. Again, this guy looks cool, but I don't know what I'm supposed to feel about him.
Divine Beasts
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Hidden German Messages (LA)
Kinstones
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage (Splatoon)

You've Met with a Terrible Fate
Hyrule Warriors Legends DLC Maps not being Backported to HW Wii U
Spell (Spell)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
Temple of the Ocean King
The Imprisoned (Boss)
Equipment Rental
Cannon Room Glitch (TP)
Frog's Song of Soul (LA:DX)
Cody Rhodes' Theme Song: This might just be the most tangentially-related nomination on any of these lists, but I'll allow it. I have no idea what pro wrestling songs sound like normally, but this is trash. I'll never listen to this again. By the way, I googled his Triforce tattoo, which is not the first tattoo that comes up when you google "Cody Rhodes Tattoo," and it's like a half-inch dark line on his ring finger. Pretty weak.
Tadtones
Demise
Zelda Timeline