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Topic | Anagram Ranks Anything Legend of Zelda-related with Full Write-Ups (spoilers) |
Anagram 08/06/23 10:30:17 PM #319: | I Coveted That Wind
Link (Soul Calibur II) Fierce Deity Link The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Ganondorf (WW) Paraglider Zelda/Sheik in Smash Ocarina (Instrument) Midna Legend of Zelda (Theme) Nintendo Link (GameFAQs) Gerudo Valley (Theme) Good! Cadence of Hyrule Master Sword Princess Zelda (Spirit Tracks) Koji Kondo ReDead Triforce The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Gerudo Outfit (BotW) Swordless Link Trick (OoT) Cia The Missing Link Goron Hookshot Champion's Tunic (BotW) Hearts Rupees Bombchu Song of Storms CD-I Cutscenes Legend of Zelda (Name) Great Fairies The Vision in Lanayru Spring Skull Kid Going Straight to Castle Hyrule in BotW Child Link vs Adult Link Biggoron's Sword Japanese Link to the Past commercial Brawl in the Family Sheik Gerudo (Race) Hey, Listen! The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Z3R Dead Man's Volley Bongo Bongo Anju/Kafei Quest Magnet Gloves Gold NES Cartridges BotW Cooking Jingle Hestu's Gift Secret Jingle Twinrova Stealing from the LA Shop Stone Tower Temple Linkle Bombos Medallion His Name is Zelda Second Quest Tatl & Tael Great Bay Temple Heroic Fantasy The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Link, the Silent Protagonist The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages Ravio Groose Fighter Choices (Smash) Wallmaster Ghirahim OoT Title Screen Medli Saria Subtitles Well ExcuuuuUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuUuuuUUUUse Me, Princess! Jeremy Radio Zelda (Commercials) Water Temple (OoT) Hyrule Warriors Green (Color) The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds I'm so Hungry, I could eat an Octorok! Molgera's Boss Theme Kirby (Link's Awakening) King Zora Ganon's Tower (LttP) The Mask Salesman Dark World Shigeru Miyamoto Navi Tetra Like Like Phonogram Man Royal Crest The Moon Dark Link Door Charge Old Man Bombable Walls Wind Fish Gleeokenspiel Any% Speedruns Sidon Poe Collector Master, I Detect You Are Low on Life The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Pre-Hyrule Historia Timeline Debates Chopping Signs Dragons (BotW) Rolling in Ocarina of Time Temple (Smash Stage) Rito: Completely unremarkable and boring as a fantasy race. Like, they're just bird guys. They have no interesting culture or anything, and personally, I refuse to believe that a species whose arms are covered in long feathers would care about harps, an instrument that your feathers would surely get stuck in a lot. But in all seriousness, tehy're fine. They're just there. I said this before, but LoZ races aren't there to be interesting on their own terms, or to have their own story arcs, like, say, WoW. They're there so Link can go on an adventure that feels like he's traveling to many weird and exotic lands, and meeting bird guys is more interesting than meeting not!Chinese guys. I feel confident that the Sheikah exist because Japanese people want to include Japanese stuff, AKA ninjas, and the Gerudo made it in exclusively so Ganondorf wouldn't be Hylian, and then they just got to stay. Like, seriously, tell me anything about the Rito as a people other than that they're bird guys. You can't, because there's even less to them than the Zora and Gorons. Besides being an exotic tribe for Link to interact with and providing wind-themed areas to adventure in, the only reason they exist is to establish that WW takes place a long time after OoT so that the Zora had time to turn into them. I'm sorry, that always bothered me as a kid. You'd think that in a water world, the Zora would be the single race best adapted for it, right? But we never meet a living Zora, only a ghost, and they apparently evolved into birds? The logic is so thin. It should have been the Gorons that evolved into a better-adapted race, but I guess they thought that rock guys turning into bird guys is even less believable. Toon Link Stamina --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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