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TopicAnagram Ranks Anything Legend of Zelda-related with Full Write-Ups (spoilers)
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08/08/23 10:43:25 AM
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The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Pre-Hyrule Historia Timeline Debates
Chopping Signs
Dragons (BotW)
Tunics
Rolling in Ocarina of Time
Temple (Smash Stage)
Rito
Toon Link
Princess Zelda: Zelda is basically not a real character until Wind Waker. Until then, she's just the demure, determined, and kind princess, but that's all she is. And don't tell me that she's more than that in OoT because of how Sheik acts, just don't even bother. That might actually be WW's most enduring legacy, is making Zelda into an actual character, because afterwards, she's USUALLY a real character who does stuff and has personality and opinions. Not always, but usually. She's a little more malleable than Ganondorf and Link, though. In TP, she's just very reserved, in SS, she's very anime schoolgirl crush, in ST, she's a little more kiddish, and in BotW, she's back to demure and determined, but she's way better about it. But, like... she's still not really a key to the adventure in most of these games? ST and SS are the only games where she actively takes part in what's going on, in all of the others, she's like "hey Link go do this thing." And yes, I know that she does stuff in TotK, but I'm not counting that until I actually play the game. I don't have much to say about this character. She's more complex than Peach, but... not by that much.
Stamina
Companions
Hyrule
Colgera's Boss Theme
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Using Ocarina of Time to speedrun Paper Mario
Katsuya Terada
Ezlo
Dragon Roost Island (Music)
Cuccos
Hylian Shield
Din (Oracle)
Ricky, Moosh, and Dimitri
Leveling System (AoL)
Hand in the Toilet
Malo Mart
Drgn roost island
Ganondorf's Execution (TP)
Shield (Magic)
Screen Wraparound Glitch (LA)
Weapon Durability
Bug-Catching Net
Gannon-Banned
Trains
Christianity Imagery
Shop Fusion Collab: I watched this entire thing, I have no idea what it is. A series of strange, random game segments set in stores, I guess. I am guessing that this is a bunch of content creators making a vague storyline where they each create a segment in a shop based on a real game, but some of them are clearly way better than others. Like, obviously the ones where someone went into the actual game and put models of the item into the store are much more impressive. A few of the games, I don't even know what they are. I also notice that LoZ comes up quite a few more times than any other game, only Undertale/Deltarune shows up more than once. I don't know, this is mildly clever, but it goes on for way too long. They should've shortened this to like five minutes, that's the maximum length of time where it's still funny. And the real life segment, ehhhh, I feel like we're past the point as a society where it's original to have many different styles of animation play out in a row, and one of them is live-action. I'll allow it in Spiderverse, but not here. No Mario store, I notice. Surely it would be easy to integrate one of those Toad House chest options from Mario 3, right? I don't know, man, I appreciate the effort, but it's not really *funny,* you know?
Marin
Agitha
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Gameboy Zelda Aesthetic
The Legend of Zelda (Rabbit Joint)
Cast Performances
1/2 Magic Meter
Milk
Sploosh and Kaboom (Quotes)
Link Gets Bullied
Lord Jabu-Jabu
Spirit Flute

Master, I Detect You Are Low on Life
Lizalfos
Ben Drowned
City in the Sky
Great Palace (AoL)
Epona
Zelda's Lullaby
Vaati
Squid-Hunt (Minigame)
Nintendo Power LttP Comics
8.8/10
Lon Lon Ranch
David Jr.
Zant
Wolf Link
Princess Ruto
Whip: I'll be honest, I didn't remember this item existed at all. If you showed me like five items from the lesser games, and one was fake, and I had to pick it out, I might've picked this. Like, the purpose of the whip is to pull items and objects to you, right? Do you know what other Zelda item does that, that's been around since the first game? The boomerang! I guess you can Indiana Jones across some gaps, but who cares. There are such cooler items in the series than this thing, it doesn't even register.
Video Game Concerts
Malo
Makar
Slingshot
Kass
5000 Rupee Heart Piece in MM
Hippo Model (LA)
Gohma
xenosaga's Impulse Link/Epona Figure
Mechanical Harp: Windmills (Pikmin 4)
Legend of Zelda (NES)
Bagu (Nintendo Comics Series)
Frostare
Beetle (Item)
Nintendo Cereal System
Ballad of the Wind Fish
Ancient Cistern
Triforce Heroes
Primitive 3D Aesthetic
Rod of Seasons
Link to the Past x Super Metroid Randomizer: I'm sorry, is the premise here that you switch between two randomized SNES games at certain points, with the goal of completing both? I... don't find that interesting at all. I would only watch this sort of thing if someone I knew was competing.
Zelda Kirby (Smash)
Tarrey Town
Picto Box Quest (WW)
Minish Cap Figurines
Eagle's Tower
Fishing Minigame (OoT)
Magic Hammer
Link and Zelda (Captain N: The Game Master)
Japanese Boss Battle Theme (AoL)
Forced Stealth Sections
King Harkinan
Heart Pieces Locked Behind Bad Minigames
Claude M. Moyse's Creepy German Phrases
Volga
Divine Beasts
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Hidden German Messages (LA)
Kinstones
Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage (Splatoon)

You've Met with a Terrible Fate
Hylian Shield Lunchbox
Low Heart Beeping
Spell (Spell)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
Temple of the Ocean King
The Imprisoned (Boss)
Tingle
Equipment Rental
Cannon Room Glitch (TP)
Frog's Song of Soul (LA:DX)
Cody Rhodes' Theme Song
Tadtones
Demise
Zelda Timeline

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