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Of course, the infamous skinning a moomba to escape situation:

Selphie: "Well, we could skin this little guy and wear him as a disguise..."
[The lion-thing grows frantic and runs away from Selphie.]
Selphie: "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!"
Zell: (Doesn't sound like you are...)

Destruction:

[The SeeDs go up the floors 'til they come to a large iron door.]
Zell: "This ain't gonna open."
Quistis: "Should we try somewhere else?"
Selphie: "Let's just force it open!"

Lack of self-preservation, yet again:

Selphie: "Oh, so this big hole goes all the way to the bottom. So if we jump ALL the way down, we're outta here."
Quistis: "Go ahead if you want to be squashed like a pancake."

Then there's the whole Metal Gear Selphie section (one of the best stretches in the game), where there is no plan besides (yet again) calculated and large scale destruction. Every step of the way, you can choose to try and be stealthy but it always boils down to a fight and Selphie trying to murder and/or explode everything, often to the party's terror:

Selphie: "I'm on the missile base infiltration team! I have to be! They launched missiles at MY Trabia!"
Squall: "This mission is unlike any other. It's not an order or a request from anyone... Selphie, do you have some kind of plan?"
Selphie: "I think if we take this Galbadian army vehicle, we should be able to make it inside the base. But...that's about it. I'll have to think of the rest once we're inside. Do you think that'd be ok? I'm sorry... I mean, thanks. There isn't much time! You better hurry to Balamb Garden!"

Zell: "When the hell is launch time!?"
Selphie: "It doesn't matter! We have to stop the missiles! That's all there is to it, right!? If there's a door, we go in! If there's anything we can break, we break! And in the end, we blow this place to smithereens!"

The party barely keeps the fireball contained this entire section, and it's at this point that literally everyone know that she is pyschotic:

The party enters the nearest door and come to another door that's locked tightly.]
Selphie: "It's LOCKED!"
[Selphie looks at a panel near the door.]
Selphie: "Insert ID Card!? But...we don't have one!!!"
Quistis: "Selphie, calm down."
Zell: "Selphie, stop yelling!"

Maintenance Soldier: "So, that's that. We're counting on you."
Selphie: "Yes, sir!" (......Whoo-hoo! Blow the place to smithereens!)

Selphie: (This must be the control panel, but I'm not sure what to do...)
R1: "I'm not sure what to do so, I'll just press whatever!"
[Selphie presses some stuff.]
Selphie: (...That's strange... Nothing happened. ...Maybe I should try again.)
R4: "Destroy everything!"
[Selphie square-s off with the panel, banging on it for awhile until she gets some results. The room's power then shuts off.]
Selphie: "Huh? Heeey... The lights went out..."

Then there's a gauntlet of fights and Selphie just clobbering maintainence soldiers:

Selphie: "Whoo-hoo! Let's keep movin'!"
Rinoa: (Selphie can get a little carried away at times...)
Irvine: (...Geez...Selphie can be a little outta control at times...

Selphie: "...Phew. That was close..."
Zell: "Selphie! You're outta control!"
Quistis: "Selphie! What's gotten into you!?"
Selphie: "Whatever! Let's just hurry!"

Officer: "Bring it ON! How dare you interfere with our plans! (Maybe that was a bit too much? Well, what's done is done!)
Selphie: "Up yours! We're gonna screw up this plan of yours!" [The battle
starts after this.]

Selphie: "TA-DAH! Hooooo, finally. This military uniform is itchy, and it stinks!"
Selphie: "Ok then! Let's stop the missiles, blow the base to smithereens, and get outta here!"

[They walk around inspectin' things for awhile, before Selphie hits paydirt.]

Selphie: "Let's see... ............ Heeey! I found it! Push this, then that... ............ ............ There! I'm done! Whoo-hoo! All we need to find now is the self-destruct mechanism!"

Selphie: (...Are we locked in? Squall will take care of the rest, right? I wonder if he'll organize the Garden Festival? Nah, can't count on Squall for that... Sigh... It's all over...)
Rinoa: "...Squall, did you put me on this team because you hated me...?"
Quistis: "It came quite quietly. I thought the end would have been more dramatic..."
Selphie: (...What are you all saying? ...Squall chose us because he believed in us. I'm sure of it! We can do it. That's what he thought when he made this team. Isn't that right, Squall?)