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I cannot put into words how much I despise McDonald's. Everytime I see those golden arches, I vomit, just a little, inside my own mouth. It sickens me to the very core of my being. If I'm walking past a McDonald's, I will sometimes have to stop walking and just stop, because I need every ounce of my being focused on hating it.

Here's a list of my grievances with McDonald's

The fries are too thin and salty.
The hamburgers taste like processed garbage and every bite makes you feel sick
The drinks have too much ice in them.
I have to wait in line behind smelly people who don't shower.
The desserts give me the runs for at least 2 days. Not even joking.
The coffee is bitter and the baristas are terrible all the time.
Sometimes the straws have a little slit in them at the opening which is uncomfortable
The parking lot is always full of unsavoury types of people
The staff are always like 15 or 16 and don't give a f*** about their craft
The toilets are always a mess
Whenever I make a complaint about something, the manager always gives me the half eye roll and then patronises me before doing absolutely nothing.

They hand you coins on top of the receipt in the drive-thru...this isn't a circus act, I just want to not drop my coins all over the f***ing ground. Why are they testing my co-ordination in a drive-thru?
Whenever I go there with Joey and Cookie, they always try to get me involved in eating chicken nuggets. I keep telling them that I don't want any chicken nuggets but they basically force-feed me these processed things and then I end up feeling terrible all day and having terrible dire-rear. Not McDonald's fault really, but still annoying.

I will list more later when I think of them. Add your own.