This isn't funny. This thing inevitably bombing like an airplane made of stone is in no way indicative of a lack of interest in the property. It's indicative that nobody wants this free to play bullshit.
Sincerely, People who actually like F-Zero
PS: A skin in Mario Kart is not funny either. We don't know what we ever did to you but please stop pretending you're trying to appeal to us with half-hearted bullshit.