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NoxObscuras posted...

I'm not seeing how the Scooby Doo squad would be able to catch Light.

Hey Light, your father invited Mystery Inc, the worlds greatest mystery solvers.
Light: Mystery solvers? The worlds greatest? Interesting...
*shakes hand and presenting themself*
*Light notice Shaggys superpowers of always finding food*
Light: Hungry, huh? Eat all you want, I will just write down some phone number before I forget it and I'll take something myself...
(How in the flying fuck can he eat such big sandwiches? He will be the first one to feel Kiras power, eating himself to death...)
*writes Shaggys name in the notebook*
*Shaggy swallows a big sandwich*
Shaggy: Uh-uh Scoob, I dont feel so well...
*Shaggy falls down on the floor*
*Light sits down next to Shaggy, laughing in his mind*
Light: You better be careful, looks like Kira already knows about you guys...
*Light stands up and turns around, looking at the Scooby gang, expecting them to be sad and scared*
*To his surprise, they look like normal*
*He hears a burp behind him, turns around and sees to his surprise how Shaggy swallows another big sandwich*
Light: But how... I wrote your name in the Death Note!
Shaggy: Oh I always get a crash when Im eating too much... or not enough. *Burps*
Fred: What is a Death Note?
Velma: What's this?
*Light turns around and sees Velma picking up the Death Note from the floor*
*Velma screams and jumps back*
*The gang is confused*
*Velma corrects her glasses*
Velma: ...I see... this Death Note belongs to a Shinigami... since the rest of you can't see him, only people that have touched the Death Note can see him. Writing down somebodys name in it will kill that person, but it must be the right name. Shaggys real name is Norman, not Shaggy, that is why he didn't die when you wrote his name.
*Light gets arrested*
Light: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!