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Girls love hearing about my workout routines and any fitness progress. I can see their eyes glaze over in delight every time I announce a new PR. I'll explain to them the importance of hitting your macros and they do that cute little nervous laugh to show their interest.

Whenever I talk out to the girls at work about the tweaks to my lifts where if I supinate my grip I get a better squeeze, they always announce they have to go to the bathroom. At first I thought it was a coincidence and I'd move along, but lately I've been waiting outside the door. They're in there for a long while. No doubt theyre rubbing one out after getting so turned on from my muscle talk.

Word even got to my boss recently and she says wants to see me in her office about it on Monday. Probably to give me a promotion. I'm not above using my sex appeal to climb the ladder.