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*strolls into topic*

Oh, are we talking about driving pet peeves in here? Well...

*cracks knuckles*

When did this "merge on the freeway going 40" shit start? I've lost count of the number of dipshits in front of me who bury the needle at about 40 and just merge into traffic going on average almost 30 mph faster. Put. Your fucking. Foot down. And go.

You know what I love? Approaching a traffic light that is green and watching it turn red and slam the door in my face because one fucking car is there waiting to turn. Yeah, they totally couldn't have waited another 5 seconds so I could clear the intersection. And meanwhile, if I'm the one car, I could watch the first half of Endgame before that fucking light changes, as I stare at empty fucking road in both directions. Also, bonus points if the one car turning is making a right turn and thus doesn't need a light change.

I agree with tc on cars pacing you. Bonus if it's on a four lane road and you're just...stuck looking at allllllll that empty road in front of them, but they're swapping recipes, so fuck your timetable.

Also, why does no one pass big rigs? They drive right up to the rear of their trailer, then they just hang out there. I know driving is scary, but if it's that scary, pull the fuck over and get out of the goddamn way.

Put. Your fucking. PHONE DOWN.

9 times out of 10, If I have some sandbagging fuckface in front of me, I pull up alongside them at a light, and they look like they're inspecting their own crotch for crabs. Nice to know those hands-free laws are doing...oh I don't know...anything.

As if Harleys weren't obnoxiously loud enough, now these cyclists are blaring their fucking shitty radio stations at max volume while you're sitting at a light. Between them and the vroom vroom, fart can-on-my-exhaust, tires bent out to the sides like my car is sleepy "modders" and "street racers" out there thumping their shitty bass lines so hard you can see (and hear) their trunk lid rattling, so instead of "BOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOM" you get "BOObrglglrglrglrgl BOOObrlglgrglrglrgl" it's a wonder everyone doesn't have hearing aids at 35.

Whew, that feels better. Sometimes you just have to get the venom out.