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The next dungeon is a huge parking lot

Party members: "do they really think people are going to need so much parking space in the future?"
Oh you sweet summer children

We are attacked by terrorists with machine guns

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But our girls are armed. Noel may have just climbed a position in the rankings from this scene

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Those chests are commited to the joke, I give them that

we catch up to the terrorists

you know this is good writing when I'm feeling bad for the terrorists because the guy they are trying to kill really seems to be a monster

but trying to blow up a 40 floor building is not the way to go about it

the Calvardian terrorists can go to hell though, since their cause is basically "fuck those Asian immigrants"

terrorists beaten. Fun battle. Not the hardest, but it can get tricky since the terrorists have aoe and can self-buff

oh cool now we are fighting a tank

we beat the tank, though I have to reset and do the first fight again cuz I started the tank with hp too low so it kicked my ass the first time

terrorists probably escaped, though

except the red constellation was on the other side, and now they are probably wishing they had surrendered

because the constellation executes every single one of them

except one. Who is saved by a crying Randy yelling YAMEROOOOO into the room, before his cousin can slit the guy's throat

Huh. I'm not used to this much gore in a trails game, ngl. Usually the gore stays in flashbacks.

We have a freaking legal debate in the middle of the carnage, where the people doing the carnage win

Randy also tries to appeal to emotion but the timing for that couldn't be worse. This type of villain only listens to emotion after they have their asses handed to them, not before

Sigmund is a smooth guy though. He's not trying to be liked. He knows he can't. But killing the last guy in front of the PCs could escalate this situation even further, so he lets him go and leaves victorious.

A falal error has occured and Randy.exe has stopped working.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the dungeon, Heiyue does the same thing to the Calvard terrorists, but since Cao's got a lot more finesse, it looks less bad. He takes away the political dissidents so they can be executed where no one can see.

We move to the politicians reacting to what just happened, in which the empire looks much worse than the republic

See, that's the difference between a dictatorship and a democracy. The former kills dissidents in broad daylight. The later takes them to Guantanamo Bay, since public executions reflect badly in the polls.

like I predicted, Rocksmith immediately uses today's event against Crossbell. Because the empire/republic's goons had to clean the mess that Crossbell failed to

Of course, I imagine the intelligences of both countries knew this attack would happen but allowed it to anyway

But Crois has one last card to play

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Ok so I think the reason Orchis tower was built this big was to house this man's massive balls

meanwhile, the two mercs group meet, and we watch Shirley read Yin like a book

Chapter 2: "We tried to negotiate with terrorists but it backfired": beaten

Two weeks later, the party is on a boat, feeling like shit

Tio gives Lloyd some pep talk, and is given headpats as a thank you

The game is light shipping them and I'm not sure how I feel about it

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exactly