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Topic2023-24 Horror Topic: Executive Producer - Jason Blum
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12/28/23 7:33:12 PM
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S Tier: (100-95)

1. Scream VI
2. M3GAN
3. Talk to Me
4. Saw X
5. Godzilla Minus One
6. Evil Dead Rise
7. Totally Killer

A Tier: (94-85)

8. Re/Member
9. Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead
10. Influencer
11. The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster
12. A Haunting in Venice
13. Satanic Hispanics
14. When Evil Lurks
15. Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor
16. The Cello
17. Thanksgiving
18. Beau is Afraid
19. The Blackening
20. She Came From the Woods
21. Knock at the Cabin
22. Bunker
23. Brooklyn 45
24. Birth/Rebirth
25. Cocaine Bear
26. Insidious: The Red Door
27. Final Cut
28. It Lives Inside
29. We Have a Ghost
30. Appendage
31. Jagged Mind
32. Sister Death
33. Haunted Mansion
34. Renfield

B Tier (84-70)

35. 65
36. The Boogeyman
37. The Last Voyage of the Demeter
38. V/H/S/85
39. Sorry About the Demon
40. In My Mother's Skin
41. The Sacrifice Game
42. Blood
43. Cobweb
44. Infinity Pool
45. Stalker
46. The Pope's Exorcist
47. From Black
48. Inside
49. Nefarious
50. Play Dead
51. The Puppetman
52. The Exorcist: Believer
53. The Nun II
54. Slotherhouse
55. Clock
56. The Communion Girl
57. Little Bone Lodge
58. Nightmare on 34th Street
59. Natty Knocks
60. The Ghost Within
61. Til Death Do Us Part
62. They Wait in the Dark

C Tier (69-50)

63. Huesera: The Bone Woman
64. There's Something Wrong With the Children
65. Malum
66. Bird Box Barcelona
67. Night of the Hunted
68. It's a Wonderful Knife
69. Five Nights at Freddy's
70. The Devil Comes at Night
71. The Unheard
72. Viking Wolf
73. Meg 2: The Trench
74. Kids vs. Aliens
75. Nightmare
76. Enys Men
77. Candy Land
78. The Royal Hotel
79. A Creature Was Stirring
80. You're Killing Me
81. Zombie Town
82. Baby Ruby
83. Blood Flower
84. Run Rabbit Run
85. The Strays
86. Consecration
87. Haunting of the Queen Mary
88. The Tank
89. Soul Mates
90. The Offering
91. Hunt Her, Kill Her
92. Dark Nature
93. No One Can Save You
94. Trinket Box
95. Spoonful of Sugar
96. Unwelcome
97. Unseen
98. Don't Look Away

D Tier (49-30)

99. Elevator Game
100. The Black Demon
101. Santa Isn't Real
102. Bad Things
103. Leave
104. The Headmistress
105. Children of the Corn
106. Fear
107. The Fearway
108. Alone At Night

F Tier (29-0)

109. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
110. The Outwaters
111. Creepypasta
112. Perpetrator
113. The Unseen
114. Skinamarink

New on List: The Fearway, In My Mother's Skin, Haunting of the Queen Mary, Sister Death, A Creature Was Stirring, Santa Isn't Real, Nightmare on 34th Street.

I decided to sink Pooh into the F tier; it's just a really bad movie and even if some of the kills were pretty neat, that's not why I like horror films generally.

Haunting of the Queen Mary: This was something we watched a little while back before Christmas that I forgot to make note of. I just spent forever trying to figure out why my numbers weren't matching on my lists and this was the one I forgot. Says a lot, I guess. It started out with so much promise and has a cool aesthetic and setting, but it doesn't do a lot with it. The most interesting of the characters is basically out of the film for the majority of the time and unfortunately this is another film that's trying to be The Shining but in way too short of a runtime to do it. It's not a bad movie or anything, it's just really middling and doesn't do a lot with what it has and feels like it's too short whilst also dragging on for too long. I felt like it had more story to tell to make things make more sense, because ultimately it often didn't by the end. Since things weren't piecing together very well it made the film feel long near its conclusion because the middle of the film was too short.

Nightmare on 34th Street: Surprisingly enough, the best of the Christmas horrors I watched this year. Of the 4, I wouldn't classify any of them as especially great but this one is probably the one I felt had the most going for it. It is an anthology style horror film, featuring 3 self-contained stories amongst a larger overarching one with the narrator and the boy he's telling the story to. The first story is about a ventriloquist with a snowman, which I found to be the most interesting of the tales and had the most unique premise. The second featured Krampus and was blah, as most things I have ever seen Krampus in are. It's a shame because it seems like it ought to be easy to make a movie about Krampus, but every time it fails to me. This time for instance, the people being tormented aren't "deserving" of it; Krampus should be more of an anti-hero style entity, because he's supposed to only visit "naughty" children I thought. But in like every instance I seem him in that's never the case, and here was no different... even though the mother in the story was "Krampus" all along and there was no real Krampus to speak of, so there's that. The final story is again pretty unique; it features abused altar boys from a choir, one of which is a ghost that had been killed by a corrupt father. It doesn't have a great conclusion though, and again I found the villains to be interesting but also their motivations seem flawed with whom they decide to punish.

Ultimately, it's fine. It's a bit long at 2 hours and 10 minutes but I found it to be the best offering this year. None really come close to Thanksgiving though.

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