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Topic | 2023-24 Horror Topic: Executive Producer - Jason Blum |
v_charon 12/28/23 7:33:12 PM #51: | S Tier: (100-95)
1. Scream VI 2. M3GAN 3. Talk to Me 4. Saw X 5. Godzilla Minus One 6. Evil Dead Rise 7. Totally Killer A Tier: (94-85) 8. Re/Member 9. Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead 10. Influencer 11. The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster 12. A Haunting in Venice 13. Satanic Hispanics 14. When Evil Lurks 15. Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor 16. The Cello 17. Thanksgiving 18. Beau is Afraid 19. The Blackening 20. She Came From the Woods 21. Knock at the Cabin 22. Bunker 23. Brooklyn 45 24. Birth/Rebirth 25. Cocaine Bear 26. Insidious: The Red Door 27. Final Cut 28. It Lives Inside 29. We Have a Ghost 30. Appendage 31. Jagged Mind 32. Sister Death 33. Haunted Mansion 34. Renfield B Tier (84-70) 35. 65 36. The Boogeyman 37. The Last Voyage of the Demeter 38. V/H/S/85 39. Sorry About the Demon 40. In My Mother's Skin 41. The Sacrifice Game 42. Blood 43. Cobweb 44. Infinity Pool 45. Stalker 46. The Pope's Exorcist 47. From Black 48. Inside 49. Nefarious 50. Play Dead 51. The Puppetman 52. The Exorcist: Believer 53. The Nun II 54. Slotherhouse 55. Clock 56. The Communion Girl 57. Little Bone Lodge 58. Nightmare on 34th Street 59. Natty Knocks 60. The Ghost Within 61. Til Death Do Us Part 62. They Wait in the Dark C Tier (69-50) 63. Huesera: The Bone Woman 64. There's Something Wrong With the Children 65. Malum 66. Bird Box Barcelona 67. Night of the Hunted 68. It's a Wonderful Knife 69. Five Nights at Freddy's 70. The Devil Comes at Night 71. The Unheard 72. Viking Wolf 73. Meg 2: The Trench 74. Kids vs. Aliens 75. Nightmare 76. Enys Men 77. Candy Land 78. The Royal Hotel 79. A Creature Was Stirring 80. You're Killing Me 81. Zombie Town 82. Baby Ruby 83. Blood Flower 84. Run Rabbit Run 85. The Strays 86. Consecration 87. Haunting of the Queen Mary 88. The Tank 89. Soul Mates 90. The Offering 91. Hunt Her, Kill Her 92. Dark Nature 93. No One Can Save You 94. Trinket Box 95. Spoonful of Sugar 96. Unwelcome 97. Unseen 98. Don't Look Away D Tier (49-30) 99. Elevator Game 100. The Black Demon 101. Santa Isn't Real 102. Bad Things 103. Leave 104. The Headmistress 105. Children of the Corn 106. Fear 107. The Fearway 108. Alone At Night F Tier (29-0) 109. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 110. The Outwaters 111. Creepypasta 112. Perpetrator 113. The Unseen 114. Skinamarink New on List: The Fearway, In My Mother's Skin, Haunting of the Queen Mary, Sister Death, A Creature Was Stirring, Santa Isn't Real, Nightmare on 34th Street. I decided to sink Pooh into the F tier; it's just a really bad movie and even if some of the kills were pretty neat, that's not why I like horror films generally. Haunting of the Queen Mary: This was something we watched a little while back before Christmas that I forgot to make note of. I just spent forever trying to figure out why my numbers weren't matching on my lists and this was the one I forgot. Says a lot, I guess. It started out with so much promise and has a cool aesthetic and setting, but it doesn't do a lot with it. The most interesting of the characters is basically out of the film for the majority of the time and unfortunately this is another film that's trying to be The Shining but in way too short of a runtime to do it. It's not a bad movie or anything, it's just really middling and doesn't do a lot with what it has and feels like it's too short whilst also dragging on for too long. I felt like it had more story to tell to make things make more sense, because ultimately it often didn't by the end. Since things weren't piecing together very well it made the film feel long near its conclusion because the middle of the film was too short. Nightmare on 34th Street: Surprisingly enough, the best of the Christmas horrors I watched this year. Of the 4, I wouldn't classify any of them as especially great but this one is probably the one I felt had the most going for it. It is an anthology style horror film, featuring 3 self-contained stories amongst a larger overarching one with the narrator and the boy he's telling the story to. The first story is about a ventriloquist with a snowman, which I found to be the most interesting of the tales and had the most unique premise. The second featured Krampus and was blah, as most things I have ever seen Krampus in are. It's a shame because it seems like it ought to be easy to make a movie about Krampus, but every time it fails to me. This time for instance, the people being tormented aren't "deserving" of it; Krampus should be more of an anti-hero style entity, because he's supposed to only visit "naughty" children I thought. But in like every instance I seem him in that's never the case, and here was no different... Ultimately, it's fine. It's a bit long at 2 hours and 10 minutes but I found it to be the best offering this year. None really come close to Thanksgiving though. --- :> Truly smilin' ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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