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TopicB8 Hunger Games XXII HATRED: Hate? Let me tell you how much I have come to hate
Pirateking2000
08/08/17 2:49:18 AM
#31:


“BEHOLD THE GLORY OF A NEW SUN!!!”

A large creature further illuminated the room! Judy shielded her eyes!

The mimic chuckled and activated some sort of spell empowering one of his minions

“IIIIILUMINATE!”

A card materialized into thin air and the mimic grabbed it…

“Wow…”

The mimic raised his hand and the card disappeared into purple flame! A violet light blasted forth past Anduin’s defense and struck him in the face, causing blood to leak from his orifices

“Urggh…wha…”

Another card materialized…

“Wow…”

The mimic does the same thing again! Causing further damage to Anduin.

Oh no…was he…”

“Wow…”

Anduin screamed out to his minions

“QUICKLY KILL HIM! FIGHT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!”

The minions charged into the mimic’s defensive line but were finding it difficult to breakthrough…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaYrVdf7zNk


A volley of purple missiles struck Anduin over and over! The young prince shrieked in agony until his head exploded! His headless body sprays a fountain of blood as it collapses to the ground!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXO7VDhf7qo


The mimic dances around before poofing away in a cloud of smoke! The chest closes once more!

A terrified Judy braces herself against the wall panting in terror…she had to calm down…and definitely get the hell away from this room! She runs off!
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Porky Minch whimpers as he picks himself up…only to find A SKELETON UP RIGHT IN HIS FACE!

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!”

Porky tumbles back onto his fat ass only to feel something brush up against his back as well!

MORE SKELETONS

Porky jumps up and sprints away as fast as he can to a nearby wall…only to find that he wasn’t in the process of being horribly killed

“Hey…what gives!?”

Upon closer inspection, Porky finds that theses skeletons were NOT the murdery kind, but rather just plain old skeletons!

“Hoo…ahahah! Stupid things!”

Porky casually kicked one of the skulls into another wall, breaking it upon impact!

“HelloOoOOOo mesa heard someone! Anyone theeeere!?”

Porky cautiously peaked his head out of the room he fell into to find a strange looking alien nearby

“OoOOoO! Was it you! This place isa too scary yes!?

Porky was growing increasingly agitated hearing this alien’s babbling

“….What the heck are you, some sort of mutant?”

The alien clapped his hands

“Oooo! Meeesa Jar Jar Binks! Meesa lookin for the way out and heard youusa screamin! Say would youusa like to be meeesa’s friend!? We could help each other yes!?

Porky Minch considered the alien’s offer…if nothing else he could make a decent meat shield
“….Fine! N-not like I need your help or anything!”

Jar Jar clapped his hands again!

“HOOORAY! MEESA MADE A NEW FRIEND! COME ON! I THINK THE WAY OUT IS THIS WAY!”

Jar Jar rushed off ahead down one of the passages! As Porky Minch started to follow he heard a clicking sound

“Hmm? Hey what the heck was tha-“

Jar Jar turned his head back to Porky while still running

“Youusa say someth-“

CRREEAAKK

Porky saw it coming but it was too late to warn the alien! A log embedded with numerous spikes descended from further in that passage and swung right into the annoying xeno!
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