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Topic	Teen Titans CYOA: Romance Resurrected part 4
Cartridge88 09/18/17 1:43:19 AM #304:	A You wait it out as a beer commercial is followed by a pizza commercial is followed by a car commercial. "You sure learn a lot about what America wants Americans to want from these commercials," you say, to which Raven chuckles. The special returns and the audience is still laughing from before. "Plurals were hard, too. 'Brian, how do you make a word a plural?' You put a S at the end of it. 'When?' ... On weekends and holidays...! "'No, Brian, no.' So she asked this kid who knew everything, Irwin. 'Irwin, what is the plural for ox?' 'Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.' "'Brian?' What...? 'What's the plural for box?' Boxen. I bought two boxen of donuts. "'No, Brian, no. Let's try another one. Irwin, what is the plural for goose?' 'Geese! I saw a flock of geese.' 'Brian.' What? 'What is the plural for moose?' MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There're many of them, many much moosen. Out in the woods, the woodes, the woodsen! The meese wanted the food, the food is for eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodenisen! The meese want the food in the woodenisen! "'Brian, Brian. You're an imbecile.' "Imbecilin. "'What're you speaking, German, Brian?' "German, Jermaine! Jackson! Jackson 5, Tito! "'Brian what the hell are you talking about?' "I don't know..." You and Raven are laughing pretty hard this time. "I think the worst day was the day the science projects were due. Waking up that morning, that was fun. Your head would pop off that pillow, 'Oh no. That's due today. I had nine months to do it and did nothing.'" You, Raven and the audience laugh more. "I have a cardboard box. A boxen. And you'd show up, you're scared, and you found out all the other kids had their parents make theirs for them, I hated that, y'know. They're backing 'em in on flatbed trucks. One kid with the volcano, he didn't know how to zip up his pants but somehow he made a volcano. 'How'd ya swing that?' "She went to this one kid, there was this kid in my class, he made the same solar system like 19 years in a row. Bunch of styrofoam balls hold together with coat hangers. 'Hey, you're breaking some new ground there, Copernicus.' He's going, 'The big yellow one's the Sun, the yellow one's the Sun.' 'Okay, what're these other planets?' 'The yellow one's the Sun!' 'Alright, calm down, ALRIGHT!' "I didn't know what to do for my project so I just had a cup filled with dirt. Just hoping she'd know I was an idiot and walk right past me. So long as I was holding something, heheheh. But she stopped right in front of me. "'What do you have their, Brian?' It's a cup of dirt. Just put an F on there and let me go home. holds up cup 'Well explain it.' It's a cup. With dirt in it. I call it Cup of Dirt. You should move on now, should go ahead and move on down the line there. She goes, 'Brian, let me tell you something, it's a good projects, you probably put some seeds in there and then it didn't grow because you didn't give it any water. You're trying to show us how to not grow something.' Yeah... In fact, my uncle taught me that, he doesn't grow corn. "That's it for me, folks, thank you very much!" he finishes. The audience applauds, and even you and Raven applaud with them a bit. "That was really good," you say. "Yeah," she says. You two quietly watch credits roll and commercials return. A bit more time passes and you feel a bit nippish. A) Eat now B) Wait until you land --- Go Catgirls! http://i.imgur.com/swAzybj.jpg <cite>Cartridge88 posted [p:886806231] in Teen Titan... [t:75631932]...</cite> <quote>A You wait it out as a beer commercial is followed by a pizza commercial is followed by a car commercial. "You sure learn a lot about what America wants Americans to want from these commercials," you say, to which Raven chuckles. The special returns and the audience is still laughing from before. "Plurals were hard, too. 'Brian, how do you make a word a plural?' You put a S at the end of it. 'When?' ... On weekends and holidays...! "'No, Brian, no.' So she asked this kid who knew everything, Irwin. 'Irwin, what is the plural for ox?' 'Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.' "'Brian?' What...? 'What's the plural for box?' Boxen. I bought two boxen of donuts. "'No, Brian, no. Let's try another one. Irwin, what is the plural for goose?' 'Geese! I saw a flock of geese.' 'Brian.' What? 'What is the plural for moose?' MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There're many of them, many much moosen. Out in the woods, the woodes, the woodsen! The meese wanted the food, the food is for eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodenisen! The meese want the food in the woodenisen! "'Brian, Brian. You're an imbecile.' "Imbecilin. "'What're you speaking, German, Brian?' "German, Jermaine! Jackson! Jackson 5, Tito! "'Brian what the hell are you talking about?' "I don't know..." You and Raven are laughing pretty hard this time. "I think the worst day was the day the science projects were due. Waking up that morning, that was fun. Your head would pop off that pillow, 'Oh no. That's due today. I had nine months to do it and did nothing.'" You, Raven and the audience laugh more. "I have a cardboard box. A boxen. And you'd show up, you're scared, and you found out all the other kids had their parents make theirs for them, I hated that, y'know. They're backing 'em in on flatbed trucks. One kid with the volcano, he didn't know how to zip up his pants but somehow he made a volcano. 'How'd ya swing that?' "She went to this one kid, there was this kid in my class, he made the same solar system like 19 years in a row. Bunch of styrofoam balls hold together with coat hangers. 'Hey, you're breaking some new ground there, Copernicus.' He's going, 'The big yellow one's the Sun, the yellow one's the Sun.' 'Okay, what're these other planets?' 'The yellow one's the Sun!' 'Alright, calm down, ALRIGHT!' "I didn't know what to do for my project so I just had a cup filled with dirt. Just hoping she'd know I was an idiot and walk right past me. So long as I was holding something, heheheh. But she stopped right in front of me. "'What do you have their, Brian?' It's a cup of dirt. Just put an F on there and let me go home. holds up cup 'Well explain it.' It's a cup. With dirt in it. I call it Cup of Dirt. You should move on now, should go ahead and move on down the line there. She goes, 'Brian, let me tell you something, it's a good projects, you probably put some seeds in there and then it didn't grow because you didn't give it any water. You're trying to show us how to not grow something.' Yeah... In fact, my uncle taught me that, he doesn't grow corn. "That's it for me, folks, thank you very much!" he finishes. The audience applauds, and even you and Raven applaud with them a bit. "That was really good," you say. "Yeah," she says. You two quietly watch credits roll and commercials return. A bit more time passes and you feel a bit nippish. A) Eat now B) Wait until you land --- Go Catgirls! http://i.imgur.com/swAzybj.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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