LogFAQs > #886843740

I'd owned the game since near launch but self-admission of the game being a failure, followed by lengthy updates kept me from playing every time I felt an inclination. But I finally sucked it up and started it up yesterday.

After a very boring intro sequence I am sent on an arbitrary quest to kill some enemies that are apparently annoying people even though they are nowhere near the gas station and seem to be in their own habitat. There are also 3 groups of them for some reason.

Combat feels really clunky and the buttons not remappable(Why are block/parry and attack across from each other?).

Also apparently this girl exists to distract you with boobs from how dull and boring the game begins.

There seems to be no camera follow, just manual control.

Also I played this dumb pinball like minigame for like 4 hours. It was boring but gave me no indication I was supposed to stop(Apparently, I could have stopped as soon as the gold things hit 99). (I didnt count these to my 30 minutes, obviously)

There is no storyline so far. The main character is a prince and he is on a bro-trip to go get married. No one else in the world seems to give a shit.
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