LogFAQs > #887667731

used to have this problem delivering newspapers. usually drunks with no way to get home would literally just open one of the doors and sit in my car while I was delivering to some houses.

came back to my car once to a guy who was slowly freezing to death holding a half eaten donut in one hand and a box of donuts in the other. he was trying to get into the back seat but couldn't figure out how to get passed the wall of newspapers. I kept showing him the large 7-Eleven sign less than a half-block away but I'm not sure he got it. (maybe drunks can't seek refuge at 7-Eleven since they're drunk?)

once a semi-hot girl (she kind of stunk though) just up and sat in my passenger seat (on top of my 'active pile' of papers). it sounded like she wanted me to take her halfway across the city. I think she eventually made up a fake address to take her to (3333 33ST?), but it turned out that address actually existed on my route, so I took her there and dropped her off (maybe it wasn't made up and she did actually live there, I'll never know). (looking up the address... I don't think I actually left her in the right place, if that was a real address. oh well. that was like 15 years ago.)
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