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I had to face Lysandre immediately after entering his lab. He had a male Pyroar. I prefer the female design for what it's worth. I couldn't enter the nearby elevator until I got the key from one of Team Flare's scientists. Is that what the deranged people with the non-red hair were, scientists? Some of the "scientists" that did not have the elevator key told me their plans for no apparent reason. Illogical exposition dumps are dumb, but this game is geared for people half my age or younger, so I'm sure they don't care about that stuff.

Making my way around the lab, Vanillite evolved into Vanillish. Because I feel compelled to pound everyone into submission before progressing the game, I did forget about needing to get an elevator key. Thanks Mable (the blue-haired scientist, the craziest of them all)!

So among the long-winded tales of things I don't care about was the explanation that the giant is like a 3000+ year-old-man who might have been a king at some point who lost his Flabebe, or Flabebe-like Pokemon, in a war that appeared to be between only Pokemon because not once did I see anything resembling a human. Anyway, this giant-king-man person somehow also was fluent in technology far beyond anything in civilization at that point that was an anti-death machine but still totally full of death because it required a lot of death to make something else not experience death. The man became angry and made the anti-but-sort-of-very-deadly-death machine into a super-cataclysmic-death machine. I intentionally typed this up in an obnoxious way just to illustrate how ridiculous this is and that everyone at Game Freak must have been tripping on acid or something. Can I go back to being a goddamn Pokemon Master now?
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KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
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