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6. I took pee tests for people, and one time I was pretty sure my pee wasn't clean but I didn't like the guy so I did it anyway

Look, California is dumb and sometimes you need clean pee. I didn't do many drugs, just drank a lot, so I was the go-to to pee in a condom or other bag, tie it off, and give it to friends who needed to pass a test.

One of our mutual "friends" was extremely annoying and bothered me about giving him some clean pee for a job interview. I didn't want to do it in general, but also it hadn't been that long since I smoked pot, so I think there was a good chance there were more than enough metabolites in my system to fail a test.

So I took the test. He did not get the job. He called me a bunch and I sent it to voicemail until he stopped calling me.
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