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TopicI am now the proud owner of a black dildo.
KILBOTz
10/25/17 10:08:23 PM
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So I am having some work done on my house by my contractor. One of the small projects is to do some work on my deck to get rid of some rotted planks.

So I come home this evening and as soon as I get out of the door of my car my contractor comes running up saying he's got something I HAVE to check out. So I am expecting the worst, termite damage or something that will cost thousands. We stand on the deck and he points down to the ground.
"Check it out."

So I am looking at it for like a minute and just see something black and rubbery and tube shaped.

I'm thinking some more. "Is... is that a black dildo?"
"Yeah. That's a black dildo."
and we proceed to look at and laugh about the black dildo for about 5-10 minutes.

https://imgur.com/a/FnWef

fuzzy picture, it looked like a better picture with the preview and unfortunately they took it away so no redos.
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