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TopicAnagram Ranks B8-nominated Waifus Part 3: The Top Fifteen
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10/26/17 11:20:12 AM
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11. Zatanna
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Origin: DC Comics
Nominator: profDEADPOOL (0/5 Remaining) (ELIMINATED)
Looks: 91 (Number 2)
Personality: 74
Projected Wife Capacity: 64
Overall Score: 76.3

Zatanna is a character who exists for one reason. In the Golden Age of comics, there was a C-list superhero named Zatara, who was a male stage magician who also had real magic. In the Silver Age, someone asked Yeah, but what if it was a hot chick? And thus he had a daughter all along.

Zatanna has almost the opposite problem that a lot of previous waifus have. A lot of them are relatively meh on looks except that they have one really good picture. With Zatanna, literally every picture is smoking hot. She is incapable of looking bad. I know of no other superheroine who always looks at the top of her game, its bizarre. Im not even attracted to like sexy stage magician outfits but theres just something about her, man. The thick black hair, the smile, the ridiculous costume, the fishnet stockings, theyre great.

Personality-wise, Zatanna is actually kind of a standard superhero in most respects. Her personality is a lot less unique than her design, is what Im saying, but thats not too bad. What, shes dedicated to the cause of good and justice? Wow, how awful.

Her PWC is where things kind of fall apart. Im mostly into this, but there are a few sticking point. I dont read comics, but it just so happens that one of the few comics I have read is Identity Crisis, where Zatanna says A supervillain raped a superheros wife, so I brainwashed him into being a harmless idiot. Oh, Batman thinks thats a bad thing? Okay, I brainwashed him into forgetting this. Honestly, even if everything else about her is flawless, thats a problem for me. And yeah, shes also a traveling entertainer and adventurer, lets not forget.

Overall, Zatanna is an A+ waifu. The biggest problem here might be that shes constantly surrounded by guys like Batman, who are inevitably way better-looking than youll ever be.
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