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TopicAnagram Ranks B8-nominated Waifus Part 3: The Top Fifteen
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10/29/17 11:54:00 AM
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8. Hermione Granger
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Origin: Harry Potter
Nominator: Not_an_Owl (0/5 Remaining) (ELIMINATED)
Looks: 71
Personality: 78
Projected Wife Capacity: 84
Overall Score: 77.7

Hermione is the smart kid in the trio of Harry Potter characters who actually matter, a character I instantly knew just intuitively how to pronounce the name of despite never encountering it as a kid before, and holy ****, the first book takes place in 1991? But it came out in 1998! I mean, I know that the movies gave up on the anachronisms and just did whatever, but I thought the first book takes place when it came out. This doesnt sound right to me, but at the same time, Im not fool enough to dispute a Wiki article thats 35000 words long.

I suppose it goes without saying, but Im using the movie version of Hermione for looks, making her yet another person who benefits from a largely arbitrary rule. Especially since Emma Watson ended up looking nothing like the frumpy Hermione in the books, and also ended up being the only major character in the movies with a career left when they were done. Anyway, shes a standard Hollywood shes so ugly and not at all attractive girl whos clearly much hotter than normal women. Theres not much more to say about her actual looks, so Im just going to complain about that for a little bit. Who does Hollywood think theyre fooling? The weirdest one ever was in Ugly Betty, where Bettys ugliness is so important a plot point that its in the title yet the actress is a perfectly attractive twenty-something, and to cover it up they give her braces?

Personality-wise, Hermione is studious, intelligent, responsible, and hard-working, and puts an emphasis on logic and skepticism, which is probably a difficult task for a witch. Im kind of impressed that Rowling never gave her any overtly nerdy hobbies, but I guess thats because most nerdy hobbies would require access to muggle things like video games and comic books. Hermione does have one major flaw, though, which is that shes kind of meddling and a busy-body, trying to help the house elves who dont want her help, but hey, no ones perfect.

PWC-wise, Hermione is smart, has a job, and can use magic, which I assume that as my waifu she will have no problems using for me. I mean, if I could impress a girl by using magic all willy-nilly, I wont lie, I probably would.

Overall, Hermione is definitely the most interesting of the main three characters in Harry Potter, and probably the best of all of the kids. I know a lot of people like Luna, but I think a lot of that has to do with the quality of actress who portrayed her. One day I want to reread the Harry Potter books to see if theyre as good as I remember (probably not), but its so far down on my backlog. I mean, I havent even started IT.
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