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7. Rachel Cole-Aves
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Origin: Marvel Comics
Nominator: Snake5555555555 (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 77
Personality: 77
Projected Wife Capacity: 80
Overall Score: 78

Rachel has the dubious honor of being the highest ranking waifu with whom I was totally unfamiliar prior to these rankings. My knowledge of the Punisher is limited to that one page where a skinny nerd gives him a gun that shoots knives and someone editing all of the text to Its a frank that franks franks, Frank, and the ratta-tat-tat of the bullets to frank-frank-frank-frank-frank. Anyway, shes basically just female Punisher. Her husband was murdered and now she murders people vaguely associated with the people who did it.

Looks-wise, well, shes a tall redhead with a cute short haircut and is very athletic. Whats not to love? By the way, Im just assuming shes tall because all superheroes are tall except Wolverine, whos only sometimes tall.

Personality-wise, shes dedicated to killing criminals and is very reckless. She served multiple tours in Afghanistan, so I also dont doubt that shes disciplined and hardworking.

PWC-wise, well, heres the issue. Yes, shes an adventurer whos always busy killing people, breaking the law, and all of that jazz, buuuuuuut shes doing that because her husband was killed. I assume that if shes my waifu, then shes going to have no need to continue her murder spree. Then again, I might get killed to provide her with more motivation to kill criminals, so who knows?

Overall, Rachels kind of a difficult waifu to justify having this high. In all seriousness, I wonder how long it would take the Punisher to get caught or killed by the police in real life, assuming the mob or whatever didnt get him first.
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Started: July 6, 2005