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davidponte posted...

Another main event, and another chance for justice to shine!

In this installment of the BFW series, The Soaring Eagle faces off against his closest competition to the throne, and the biggest offender of all, EmeraldEgg!

Now, I've done weeks of research and investigative work before this match, as the Soaring Eagle is prone to do, and I've concluded, after making sure that I double checked all my sources, that my opponent is in fact NOT an egg.

So if EmeraldEgg is indeed not an egg, as my exhaustive findings seem to suggest, than what is he exactly, you ask?

I'll tell you what he is, he's a no good, lying criminal! There's nothing worse than a liar, folks, and you have the Soaring Eagle to thank for cracking the case wide open! (pun certainly intended)

Now excuse me as I bring justice to my opponent for deceiving us all!

I'm sorry Soaring Eagle, I didn't know we weren't allowed to have ring-names. After all, need I point out that you call yourself the "Soaring Eagle" and yet you are most certainly not a bird?

Oh wait, maybe you are one. You certainly have the brain of one if those accusations are the best you can come up with.
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I'm a greener egg than the eggs from dr. seuss