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Topic	All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 425: Am I fucking going over?
ZeroSignal620 12/08/17 8:05:16 PM #391:	SSJBKK20Vegito posted... TIL WCW once had Scott Steiner cut a promo who said last week everyone changed the Channel to WWF and Stone Cold Steve Austin cause WCW sucks..... I got this one. When I did writeups summarizing months in wrestling from 1999 to early 2004, I found this promo and typed it word for word. "Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpei puppy... come out here to say he's still the man! I see Ric Flair #2 The Nature Boy come out here, who's been the butt-end of all the jokes... cause he's supposed to be the limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun, but I'm saying one time, you should have took a cab and used that money to fix your crooked yellow teeth! So I had to ask myself, if WCW was going to hire the Nature Boy #2, why won't they hire The Nature Boy, the ORIGINAL Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers? Now I know that Buddy Rogers is dead, God rest his soul, but Ric Flair, your career is dead! And I know as he lays six feet under, he's still stylin' and profilin', cause when you used your little brain and stole his name, there was one thing you couldn't steal, and that was his class! So when you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, cause the people at home, all they did was grab their remote, change the channel to the WWF, and watch Stone Cold, a person you and your old friends got fired from here, cause you're a jealous, old bastard! So Ric Flair, remember this: in this wrestling business, there's never been a bigger ass kissin', butt sucking bastard in this business, but also in life, you're the biggest ass kissin', back... back stabbing, butt sucking bastard! And you belong where you're at in WCW, cause WCW SUCKS, and so do you!" The outcome of that promo? Scott Steiner was suspended for a month with pay. Two months after said promo, Steiner opened fire on Flair once again on Thunder... You see the last time I came out here and did an interview on you, you obviously listened because you fixed your teeth, but you're still crooked as hell! And after I did that interview, you and your old bastard friends tried to get me fired! But that doesn't surprise me none, because if you look up at the WWF, and who's being the champion up there, with the exception of one person, they've ALL come from here. But you had you and your old bastard friends ran em out so that you could be a 14-time world champion! The champions WWF had at the time of said promo? HHH, Benoit, Eddie, Edge/Christian, Crash, Malenko. Even worse for WCW, one day after this promo was delivered, Saturn beat Crash for the Hardcore title and held it for 10 seconds. During those 10 seconds, the only active male champion that NEVER appeared in WCW was Crash Holly. Seriously though, Scott Steiner on the mic was something to behold for both the right and wrong reasons. --- Formerly known as Raven 2 http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/ZeroSignal620.png <cite>ZeroSignal620 posted [p:891851556] in All-Purpos... [t:76014084]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJBKK20Vegito posted...</cite> <quote>TIL WCW once had Scott Steiner cut a promo who said last week everyone changed the Channel to WWF and Stone Cold Steve Austin cause WCW sucks.....</quote> I got this one. When I did writeups summarizing months in wrestling from 1999 to early 2004, I found this promo and typed it word for word. "Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpei puppy... come out here to say he's still the man! I see Ric Flair #2 The Nature Boy come out here, who's been the butt-end of all the jokes... cause he's supposed to be the limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun, but I'm saying one time, you should have took a cab and used that money to fix your crooked yellow teeth! So I had to ask myself, if WCW was going to hire the Nature Boy #2, why won't they hire The Nature Boy, the ORIGINAL Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers? Now I know that Buddy Rogers is dead, God rest his soul, but Ric Flair, your career is dead! And I know as he lays six feet under, he's still stylin' and profilin', cause when you used your little brain and stole his name, there was one thing you couldn't steal, and that was his class! So when you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, cause the people at home, all they did was grab their remote, change the channel to the WWF, and watch Stone Cold, a person you and your old friends got fired from here, cause you're a jealous, old bastard! So Ric Flair, remember this: in this wrestling business, there's never been a bigger ass kissin', butt sucking bastard in this business, but also in life, you're the biggest ass kissin', back... back stabbing, butt sucking bastard! And you belong where you're at in WCW, cause WCW SUCKS, and so do you!" The outcome of that promo? Scott Steiner was suspended for a month with pay. Two months after said promo, Steiner opened fire on Flair once again on Thunder... You see the last time I came out here and did an interview on you, you obviously listened because you fixed your teeth, but you're still crooked as hell! And after I did that interview, you and your old bastard friends tried to get me fired! But that doesn't surprise me none, because if you look up at the WWF, and who's being the champion up there, with the exception of one person, they've ALL come from here. But you had you and your old bastard friends ran em out so that you could be a 14-time world champion! The champions WWF had at the time of said promo? HHH, Benoit, Eddie, Edge/Christian, Crash, Malenko. Even worse for WCW, one day after this promo was delivered, Saturn beat Crash for the Hardcore title and held it for 10 seconds. During those 10 seconds, the only active male champion that NEVER appeared in WCW was Crash Holly. Seriously though, Scott Steiner on the mic was something to behold for both the right and wrong reasons. --- Formerly known as Raven 2 http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/ZeroSignal620.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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