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TopicWhat's your opinion of private investigators
Lokarin
12/26/17 10:03:30 PM
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The name is Lawrence Palisey (pronounced Pailsey), Private Investigator. I make my living taking pictures of cars that park in handicap spots and mailing them to the ticket enforcers... not a lot of money in "parking belligerence", but I get by. I'm about to try new angle today. I turn off my computer, lamenting that my wife's online status is now 'single'... only 3 months after changing it to 'complicated'... ugh, I'm not in the mood for this.

Not much for real detective work these days. Despite police trust being at an all time low, no one actually cares if their problems get solved. Today I'm working on a plan to get permission to photograph on college campuses to capitalize on trending sexual assault cases. My friend in the department says these cases are almost never investigated on principal - "kids being kids" and all that.

I step off the curb, drinking from a hot thermos of coffee when I'm hit by a car...
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