LogFAQs > #892931400

you all seem to have some wrong ideas of what a PI does, so let me clear up a few misconceptions

1. The vast majority of my time is spent serving papers, or contracting it out to process servers.
(before any of you cry about it, i hope you understand what the alternative to due process is)

2. investigating infidelity is extremely rare, and its not exactly something i relish. people only come to a PI about this sort of shit when they are convinced its happening, and they are usually right. nobody WANTS to be the one to break the news that ends a marriage, but i maintain the belief that a spouse has the right to know.im just here to collect my paycheck and make sure things dont get out of hand in the heat of the moment.

3. there is a massive difference between a PI and a bounty hunter. im not out here tasing people or pepper spraying them or doing anything even approaching arresting them

4. if you are doing it where i can observe you, you are doing it where anyone can observe you. youd better be glad im the one catching it, because unlike your spouse/friend/family/whomever, im not going to fly into a rage and shoot you full of holes. i will always do my best to make sure the matter is resolved in a legal and peaceful manner.

5. yes, i totally make a living off of other people fucking up their lives by making terrible choices. call it what you will. i call it job security, since you can always count on people fucking up.
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Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one?