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Top 5 Worst

5. Votals I Dont Got Them
I used to be one of the main votal guys before Emerald was kind enough to take the responsibility. The problem was any stipulation that was not, SIMPLE VOTE HERE DUMBASS, was too much. The notorious examples were confusing timestamps with message IDs practically every time.

4. Competition Breeds Contempt
UCA is a legitimate competition. I got VERY angry when I lost. On occasion, I even went to bat for people who werent involved in my shit. My temper got me in so much trouble. I also became protective of title reigns for some reason, which is pretty dumb.

3. I Got XIII Problems, But A Bitch Aint One
You wanna know where this all started? Just read the next two entries. Between this, tons of in-topic BS on my part, and some seriously disgusting PMs, things just went to hell.

2. Anime Chicks
Just because you have an idea, that doesnt make it a good one. Some of my biggest hobbies are based out of Japan, which include a ton of games and anime. I pulled from them all the time for UCA inspiration, but in this case, I didnt just pull character ideas and imagery, I pulled the CHARACTERS themselves into the story. I think the idea I was going for was Strife is possessed by evil, dark shit, and wants to take his anger out on everyone. But I think I could have done that without saying, This character from this show NO ONES SEEN BUT ME was hanging around me all the time.

I mean, Rozen Maiden is pretty fucking dumb, but the character Suigintou I liked wasnt. Persona was awesome, and Mitsuru is #1 waifu (all others are wrong)but they had no business being my story, getting in other userss ways, and being NPCs I made out to be actual characters feuding towards a PPV. I remember someone telling me, It sounds like some Touhou shit youre doing. Ironically, I had no idea what Touhou was (still kinda dont). UCA can make NPCs work. But it has to be the right NPCs. That was one of the many learning experiences I had to go through. Long story short, UCA was no place for waifu.

1. The Infamous Hardcore Match and the Strife Rule
It makes sense to end the worst category with undoubtedly THE nadir of UCA history. It changed the face of the brand, turned me from a nuisance to a detriment to the product, and actually forced me to take breaks, and rethink everything that led up to that point, and define me after the fact.

Modern Warfare was a great opportunity for the Knights of the Night (Sir Chris, myself in my Shoe of Darkness persona and others) were riding high as DARKNESS was the in thing. We beat some guys on the show and got booking rights.

Instead of seeing the writing on the wall (Chris as the leader and obvious #1 Contender), I decided, You know what, I do all this shit for UCA and dont get credit. Ill show them. I announced I would face Eaed in a title match the next night. What I didnt tell anyone was the stipulation I planned. I used both my accounts to run up votes, and I got what I wanted. But when Apollo PMs me saying, Do you really want it this way, Eaed breaking the topic in half, and XIII calling a Wrestlers Court situation to determine if the title match even counted, my only response was, Fuck you guys.

Next PPV, the title was quickly taken off me, Eaed got his win back at Summer Spectacular, the Strife Rule was put in place to never see another world title switch that way again, and I couldnt book shows unless I was HEAVILY monitored. I wasnt seen again for about 4-6 months, which made me realize that I wanted nothing more than to just be a part again. Trust me, absence made the heart grow fonder.
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